What is all this about gangs of chavs, neds, charvers etc setting fires so that they can stone, brick, attack and shoot at the Fire Service? That's just stupid. Almost as fucking stupid as them refering to us as the 'Fire Police' [pronounce Fy-ur Poe-lis]. We are there to help and save lives, you twats. Tell you what, I will remember that next time I am trying to cut your headless and pregnant girlfriends corpse out of your stomach after you have wrapped your 1.6 vauxhall corsa round a tree, after three small glasses of buckfast. Tit.