We like Patty. Despite the fact that she avoids me like the plague [maybe I smell bad], never does her homework, and picks the craziest of boyfriends, Patty is one okay broad. Would you believe that she signed up for grad school just to get away from me?!? Well that's okay. Patty is still cool yo, and quick to laugh, she's got an empathy lobe in there somewhere, and is always happy to pull my pants down. Not like that silly, she thinks I have high-waters, so she tries to hide my socks. Oh and a heck of a shutterbug.

don't believe the twisted things she writes about me. i suspect that really *she* is the sex kitten that has all the adventures but she just doesn't remember it, blaming it on me instead. an inspiration for romance in the dust that manages to make it home. she's super cool!