joined on 06/05/07
last updated 04/20/09
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about me
Blue eyes; Light brown hair; Ht 5 ft 5 in, 110 lbs, Dress size 8-10 small, Shoe size 7, Underwear pants size small 8, B cup; Favorite food Indian, Italian, Thai and seafood; Favorite colour lavender. Favorite perfume Ysatis.
Bi Selfish (happy to recieve but havent given)
Biggest Turn on: Nice smile, Non pushy, GSOH.
Biggest Turn off: Body odour, Cruelty to animals, Spitefull people and Spammers.
When looking for guys the first thing that catches my eye is a nice bum, and broad shoulders. But, a good sense of humour gets me every time. I'm very active by nature and love the beach, camping, waterskiing and going out with friends.
Lawyers
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Lawyers should never ask an old grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial in a small outback town the prosecutor called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman who had lived in the town all her life, to the ...
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The Land of Oz
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What's the difference between Aussies and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink.
What's the difference between an Australian and a computer?
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why do birds fly upside do...
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The Aussie and the Emu
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, chips and a coke," and turns to the emu, "What’s yours?"
"I’ll have the same," says the emu.
A short time later...
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It's Tough Growing Old
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When I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady about 75-80 years old sitting on a park bench and she was sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said: "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morn...
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Iluka Holiday
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Quick post of one of my shots at the beach taken on my recent holiday.
Lawyers should never ask an old grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial in a small outback town the prosecutor called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman who had lived in the town all her life, to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and yo...
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What's the difference between Aussies and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into Aussies when they drink.
What's the difference between an Australian and a computer?
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Why do birds fly upside down over Australia?
It's not worth shitting on.
Why was the Christ child not born in Australia?
You'd have a job finding three wise men, much less a virgin!!
What do you call a field full of Australians?
A vacant lot.
Sat, March 28, 2009 - 3:46 AM
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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, chips and a coke," and turns to the emu, "What’s yours?"
"I’ll have the same," says the emu.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order ‘That will be $9.40 please,’ and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the emu come again and the man says, ‘A hamburger, chips and a coke’
The emu...
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When I went to lunch today, I noticed this lady about 75-80 years old sitting on a park bench and she was sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said: "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."
I said: "Well, then why are you crying?" She said: "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the...
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Quick post of one of my shots at the beach taken on my recent holiday.
Thu, February 5, 2009 - 1:58 AM
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* sex talk *,
**ENVIRONMENTAL NUDE PHOTOGRAPHY**,
2007 BM Virgins,
A Day At The Beach,
A Tribute to the Uncircumcised,
ALL ABOUT TRAVEL,
All your sexual fantasies,
Barefoot Walkers,
Bay Area Creampies and their Admirers,
BDSM and People Of all Colors,
BDSM and Spirituality,
BDSM Newbies,
BDSM Tips & Techniques,
BDSM Tribe Pointers,
Bent,
Body Artists,
Burning Bondage,
Burning Man - the other tribe,
Cameltoe Worship,
cocklovers,
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July 19, 2008
Ky!!
What can I say about THIS Lovely being?
Even though I have not met this Australian Beauty in Person?
I can say unequivicably that she is a mixture of wonderful things
Equal parts Beauty and Sweetness, mixed with a whole lot of sexiness and sassiness too :)
She brings such light and joy to a friendship
THIS Fallen Angel is lucky to have such a wonderful Spirit as a friend
October 19, 2007
I can only say one thing, you are wonderful woman Ky.
Birth many daughters like you, for improve the world
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