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joined on 01/19/09
last updated 05/20/11
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Life in the Basement

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the old bait & switch

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Makes my hard-on go tippy tap tippy tap

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Benevolent Villains

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More Precious than Rubies

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Triple Threats (Sexy/Intelligent/Kind)

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“For others do I wait..." -Nietzsche

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nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura deme

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The Damned

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Pleasurable Diversions

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Salty Goddess

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Sing it!

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Love hurts.

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Weird Up

All day I think about it, then at night I say it.
Where did I come from, and what am I supposed to be doing?
I have no idea.
My soul is from elsewhere, I'm sure of that,
and I intend to end up there.

This drunkenness began in some other tavern.
When I get back around to that place,
I'll be completely sober. Meanwhile,
I'm like a bird from another continent, sitting in this aviary.
The day is coming when I fly off,
but who is it now in my ear who hears my voice?
Who says words with my mouth?

Who looks out with my eyes? What is the soul?
I cannot stop asking.
If I could taste one sip of an answer,
I could break out of this prison for drunks.
I didn't come here of my own accord, and I can't leave that way.
Whoever brought me here, will have to take me home.

This poetry. I never know what I'm going to say.
I don't plan it.
When I'm outside the saying of it,
I get very quiet and rarely speak at all.

Sat, October 30, 2010 - 6:49 PM permalink - 2 comments
A: Pack Mentality, Hatred, Bullying, Laissez Faire Management, Community Sloth

The bullying has escalated. This ongoing ugly stalking of someone who is trying to help the community via voluntarism is a shameful travesty. A bloody blemish on the face of social networking.

All manner of haters are crawling around in the official bugs tribe to take jabs at poor Anemone, who only has the best interests of this "community" at heart. Death by a thousand cuts. I do not understand their sustained and constant level of hatred, nor do I understand why NSA has allowed the bullying to continue for so many years.

Now that Vaughn has shown his face with his usual underhanded bid to form a witch hunt and others have allowed their surface civility to slip, ugliness will only build. The sycophants of SOT have once more coagulated to create a cacophony of bullies as per the usual pack attack.

Orange TOU thing and Carolyn: Do you not realize that this behavior will follow you to the new You should consider filing a cease-and-desist order against Anderson if you ever expect to get his anger off these boards. His actions have clearly gone beyond the pale in hounding Anemone and disrupting the community. If SOT is finally banished, his swarm of followers will back down and return to their usual low level of hatred. Which, while tedious, is at least more tolerable than the roaring pack mentality that comes with the repetitive, dullardly, and abusive ways of Anderson and his army of SOT-based alts.

The ugliness in the bugs tribe sickens me. Anemone, I have to hand it to you: You try so hard to please and to help. Do not let these cretins destroy your sense of kindness and tear away your desire to be part of a community.

I weep at this insanely cruel bullyfest which has been allowed to continue for so many years. Shame on the uncaring TOU. Shame.

Now that I've spoken out, the haters will target me and people I care about. They'll spew trollish vindictive ideas on who they think I am, repeating twisted half-truths about what I've done or said and what others may or may not have done or said five freakin' years ago...


Of course, the way in which anyone who speaks up is targeted and trolled is why most people here turn a lazy eye to the bullies.

Will management finally buck up and take a stand against the ringleader of the hater-crowd? If history bears out, the answer is "NOPE."

Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahaha! Welcome to the "new" old
Fri, October 29, 2010 - 9:29 AM permalink - 2 comments
Benevolence. Is it virtuous when a cell transforms itself into the function of a stronger cell? It must do so. And is it wicked when the stronger one assimilates the other? It must do so likewise: it is necessary, for it has to have abundant indemnity and seeks to regenerate itself. One has therefore to distinguish the instinct of appropriation and the instinct of submission in benevolence, according as the stronger or the weaker feels benevolent. Gladness and covetousness are united in the stronger person, who wants to transform something to his function: gladness and desire-to-be-coveted in the weaker person, who would like to become a function. The former case is essentially pity, a pleasant excitation of the instinct of appropriation at the sight of the weak: it is to be remembered, however, that "strong" and "weak" are relative conceptions.

-Friedrich Nietzche, The Gay Science
Mon, October 11, 2010 - 10:32 PM permalink - 0 comments
I am the twinkle in your eye, I am the conscience in your pie. Bwahahahahahahhahahahaha!

It has come to my attention that even in my absence there continues to be errant and tedious speculation as to my meat identity. Let's put an end to it now. I am everyman. I am no one.

Does it matter? Look into the magic mirror and ask yourself who you are and who you want to be.

Turn the eye inward.

Only then have you any hope of becoming fully human and reaping enjoyment from life.

Look upon your works here and weep. There is still time for you to live and love rather than subsisting and hating. Get out! See the world! Stop the futile feuding. Stop the hunting and the harassment. You look crazy. You are crazy-mean. You are dumb with hatred. Go get you some clever! Stop your ridiculous repetition. Yes, you! Bland boorish repetitive nonsense spews forth like elephant piss in a beer-guzzling contest. An alt of an alt of an alt of a troll. (No, not you. You.)

The haters project the image onto me of those they loathe or covet most. The lonely ugly-minded haters boast of knowledge of who I am yet have no idea of who they themselves are. Inside.

They who rattle and roar and bang their ugly heads against the wall in the midst of silence shall only be quieted when they stop their hate. But they will probably only stop their hate when they've destroyed themselves. A sad situation and no way to live.

Shake it off, people. You've drained the weasel. Your boorish behavior is stale. Hatred is neither fun nor funny.

My hope for you is that if you cannot stop hating, you will at least stop ruining the party for others with your blind anger and boorish words.

As for me and my house, we shall prance to the goat chowder!

Übermensch Lives!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
Tue, December 29, 2009 - 9:08 AM permalink - 8 comments
Help Wanted. Help Given. Take a number, get in line.

The one true Satan is taking some time off to escort several naughty trollops to South America. Are you red enough to wield his pitchfork?

If so, read on.

Is there a troll trolling your troll? Care to take the wheel and assist others? Need assistance? Take the wheel, pass the pitchfork, offer a hoof, or ask for an assist.

So many questions. So many answers given as questions. How many Satans does it take to vanquish an idiot? What's a Satan to do with all these slugs? Who cursed my previous listings? Where in Hell did I put my golden pitchfork? What in the world am I supposed to do with all these souls? How far can a troll go before heads roll? Do the American courts give a rat's ass if some idiot trolls nice people with the explicit purpose of bothering them and ruining their fun on message boards? Will the blue squirrel ever contact me again? Is there really a Satan (besides myself of course)? Or has my brain split into tenths? Am I the most clever of the Satans? Is it right to blame a trolling victim who fights fire with ire? What in heaven's name happened to my other listings? Does the TOU gal find me amusing? Which is the appropriate pitchfork to use with roast pork? Does my tail look fat in this trollop? Has anyone read my insightful reviews or paid attention to my listings? Whose blood is this on my boxers? These are the questions that help me sleep at night.


If this listing sounds like your cup of tea and you can swear to uphold this troll in the spirit in which it was intended--as a truth-seeking troller of trolls, please email your dossier at once and the keys to the one true Satan shall be yours!
Wed, February 25, 2009 - 11:41 PM permalink - 30 comments
Due to the astounding new policy of blaming the victim for fighting back and inviting them to leave if bothered by hateful posts, a culture of hatred has developed in so pure a format that has no further need for the true Satan. I am redundant. The clique and their lines have become cliche. The boredom and hatred is complete, my work here is done.

Gay jokes and poop follies can only carry a tribe so far, after that Satan needs obscure literary references and arcane tales to keep him amused.

I am ashamed by those who would be me. I have found no worthy opponents herein. But the spell is cast however unworthy and after all is that not the point of a troll's existence?

The mirth and wonder of the wee creatures is gone, they've offed themselves or been driven away or quieted by the nasty. Those few that remain have rejected my advances and offers of help.

Even the sex tribes are incestuous. Who hasn't yet fucked whom? Whose breasts haven't yet been bared and shared on the playa? The Playamate of the Year's labia majora are dragging on the ground for christ's sake. I am sorry but I'll have to pass on that offer. Even Annie Sprinkle's midget's ass is tighter.

My services, however, are still available at a very small price to help troll what's trolling you. Just call my name thrice and the deal is done.
Fri, January 23, 2009 - 11:39 AM permalink - 9 comments
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Satan's Picks & Pans: Five-Pitchfork Fun

Mia's Charade
( services » hair / beauty ) "If "Mia" is really Jena Malone, I'll eat my horns." Hell, I'll swallow 'em whole even if he/she/it just looks like Jena a little bit.

Let's see what she has to say for herself.

...crap! how am I ever go... read more
recommendation posted on Thu, July 15, 2010 - 9:02 AM
Volunteer Needed ( community » volunteer ) Please Inquire Within read more
listing posted Wed, February 25, 2009 - 11:54 PM
Tou Watchdog Tribe
( miscellaneous » websites ) "The Worst of" The TOU Watchdog tribe is a den of bloodthirsty wolves.

recommendation posted on Wed, February 25, 2009 - 6:31 PM
( services » other ) "Don't bother responding. She's just a tease." I have not heard back although I keep replying to her poignant message.
I am starting to suspect Leona may be in cahoots with Mina.

Dear Leona,
I believe you meant complexion, but perhaps you were thinking of something el... read more
recommendation posted on Fri, January 30, 2009 - 1:06 PM
How deep is your troll? ( services » accounting/legal ) Is there a troll trolling your troll? What are the outer limits of troll... read more
listing posted Mon, January 26, 2009 - 10:34 AM
( services » other ) "Mina just doesn't "get" me." Mina wrote:

> Hello,From Mina
> My name is Mina i am female hopefully that this
> mail will find you in a perfect state of mind
> and good condition of health.
> how are you today i hope that every things is ok
> with you as it is my... read more
recommendation posted on Fri, January 23, 2009 - 12:06 PM
Shatter - #1 DJ on Tribe!
( local favorites » bands / djs / musicians ) "No." Not even with a five-inch metal spike driven into each ear and a tearing off of my horns could I honestly give this DJ a good review for his musical acumen and spin skills. But I do appreciate his ability to drive tribe users away in frustration a... read more
recommendation posted on Thu, January 22, 2009 - 11:40 AM
( local favorites » bands / djs / musicians ) "These guys would bite the Beatles heads off and eat them for breakfast." In fact I there goes Ringo's torso now!
recommendation posted on Thu, January 22, 2009 - 11:25 AM
( services » other ) "Not my favorite place for a relaxing meat-shit..." ...but it beats the hell out of a taking a dump in a hole in the playa while surrounded by gawkers on LSD with camera-phones.

recommendation posted on Thu, January 22, 2009 - 11:23 AM
Bellagio Day Spa
( services » health ) "No Happy Endings" But it's a good beginning to a debaucherous getaway. Ask for Lulu.
recommendation posted on Thu, January 22, 2009 - 11:20 AM
( services » other ) "Fortune favors the brave." And so on.
recommendation posted on Thu, January 22, 2009 - 11:13 AM
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A real bitch

March 17, 2010
Aryooo can reallly be ze dick sometimes. With ze capital DICK. Harpy St. Pawtricks Day, Ubes.
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Strange Bedfellows

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Objects of My Desire

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