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The Golden Days of Trolling are from a Bygone Era

   Fri, January 23, 2009 - 11:39 AM
Due to the astounding new tribe.net policy of blaming the victim for fighting back and inviting them to leave if bothered by hateful posts, a culture of hatred has developed in so pure a format that tribe.net has no further need for the true Satan. I am redundant. The clique and their lines have become cliche. The boredom and hatred is complete, my work here is done.

Gay jokes and poop follies can only carry a tribe so far, after that Satan needs obscure literary references and arcane tales to keep him amused.

I am ashamed by those who would be me. I have found no worthy opponents herein. But the spell is cast however unworthy and after all is that not the point of a troll's existence?

The mirth and wonder of the wee creatures is gone, they've offed themselves or been driven away or quieted by the nasty. Those few that remain have rejected my advances and offers of help.

Even the sex tribes are incestuous. Who hasn't yet fucked whom? Whose breasts haven't yet been bared and shared on the playa? The Playamate of the Year's labia majora are dragging on the ground for christ's sake. I am sorry but I'll have to pass on that offer. Even Annie Sprinkle's midget's ass is tighter.

My services, however, are still available at a very small price to help troll what's trolling you. Just call my name thrice and the deal is done.



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Wed, January 28, 2009 - 11:12 AM
Is your contract under Nevada law? Half up front ... half on delivery?
Wed, February 4, 2009 - 9:31 PM
Done.
Tue, March 10, 2009 - 9:34 PM
How can you people stand the downtime anyway?
Every time I get a lazy boner and decide to cruise the back alleys of Tribe, there's a network error.

Perhaps the heat of my cloven hands is has an adverse effect on my connectivity.

Either way there's no joy in trolling zombies. But I can't lie. These days I log in mostly to read the articles posted in the private sex tribes.
Tue, March 10, 2009 - 9:35 PM
No thanks, I do not wish to play Connect 4.
Fri, May 8, 2009 - 1:35 AM
Ubersatan' Ubersatan' Ubersatan'

Off to find Alt SOT and Shitter' Um I mean Shatter' time to blow up TOU Watchdog :)'
Fry the Alt troll SOT' The Man'

Death to Alt Trolls :)))

Ez

Nobuoni +
Sun, May 17, 2009 - 8:16 PM
Bubba 2.0

knows how to put the beat down on a "poodle-dawg yoh."
Tue, May 19, 2009 - 5:01 PM
You seem to make sense Thought Leader.
Perhaps I can use you.
Tue, May 19, 2009 - 5:02 PM
Valiant Work my Good Nobuoni +
Tue, June 16, 2009 - 8:27 AM
well other than the deviant .. I seem to have misjudged you.. and I apologize ..