The Golden Days of Trolling are from a Bygone EraFri, January 23, 2009 - 11:39 AM
Gay jokes and poop follies can only carry a tribe so far, after that Satan needs obscure literary references and arcane tales to keep him amused.
I am ashamed by those who would be me. I have found no worthy opponents herein. But the spell is cast however unworthy and after all is that not the point of a troll's existence?
The mirth and wonder of the wee creatures is gone, they've offed themselves or been driven away or quieted by the nasty. Those few that remain have rejected my advances and offers of help.
Even the sex tribes are incestuous. Who hasn't yet fucked whom? Whose breasts haven't yet been bared and shared on the playa? The Playamate of the Year's labia majora are dragging on the ground for christ's sake. I am sorry but I'll have to pass on that offer. Even Annie Sprinkle's midget's ass is tighter.
My services, however, are still available at a very small price to help troll what's trolling you. Just call my name thrice and the deal is done.
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How can you people stand the downtime anyway?Every time I get a lazy boner and decide to cruise the back alleys of Tribe, there's a network error.
Perhaps the heat of my cloven hands is has an adverse effect on my connectivity.
Either way there's no joy in trolling zombies. But I can't lie. These days I log in mostly to read the articles posted in the private sex tribes.
Ubersatan' Ubersatan' Ubersatan'
Off to find Alt SOT and Shitter' Um I mean Shatter' time to blow up TOU Watchdog :)'
Fry the Alt troll SOT' The Man'
Death to Alt Trolls :)))