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Volunteers Needed/Assistance Offered

   Wed, February 25, 2009 - 11:41 PM
Help Wanted. Help Given. Take a number, get in line.

The one true Satan is taking some time off to escort several naughty trollops to South America. Are you red enough to wield his pitchfork?

If so, read on.

Is there a troll trolling your troll? Care to take the wheel and assist others? Need assistance? Take the wheel, pass the pitchfork, offer a hoof, or ask for an assist.

So many questions. So many answers given as questions. How many Satans does it take to vanquish an idiot? What's a Satan to do with all these slugs? Who cursed my previous listings? Where in Hell did I put my golden pitchfork? What in the world am I supposed to do with all these souls? How far can a troll go before heads roll? Do the American courts give a rat's ass if some idiot trolls nice people with the explicit purpose of bothering them and ruining their fun on message boards? Will the blue squirrel ever contact me again? Is there really a Satan (besides myself of course)? Or has my brain split into tenths? Am I the most clever of the Satans? Is it right to blame a trolling victim who fights fire with ire? What in heaven's name happened to my other listings? Does the TOU gal find me amusing? Which is the appropriate pitchfork to use with roast pork? Does my tail look fat in this trollop? Has anyone read my insightful reviews or paid attention to my listings? Whose blood is this on my boxers? These are the questions that help me sleep at night.


If this listing sounds like your cup of tea and you can swear to uphold this troll in the spirit in which it was intended--as a truth-seeking troller of trolls, please email your dossier at once and the keys to the one true Satan shall be yours!


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Thu, February 26, 2009 - 3:35 AM
Now this looks like the opportunity of a lifetime
Thu, February 26, 2009 - 7:42 AM
I'm listening . . . do go on.
Thu, February 26, 2009 - 6:12 PM
That sounds like a real Faustian bargain.
But my life is just too full right now to bother slaying vampiric losers in the midst of mid-life crises who take their anger out on others. Besides, it would be like using an uzi to shoot fish in a toilet.

Good to see you're taking some time off.

Bring me back a voodoo doll and a scaly salamander for my sunporch. Please?
Sat, February 28, 2009 - 10:42 AM
One more to save for posterity from TOU Watchdog aka "Internet Losers"
Vaughn Squweekyhole, why don't you just shut up and bend over so your vicious friends can make some more big gay jokes about anal rape and "faggots"? I am amazed that you have made such vile untrue accusations against the Madame and stand still for such horrible "retard" and gay-bashing "jokes" in this very tribe from those you call friends.

What's up with that?
Sat, March 7, 2009 - 1:05 PM
Hahaha! Whew! Just read through those links.
The jackals' words stand as testimony to their true nature. You did an excellent job at drawing out the face of each stalker in their turn. Kudos.

Still: Who can read those posts and hear the tales and not feel sorry for the AXJ woman whose lies and deception, coupled with strange self-harming actions and nasty behavior in part drove this creep show? Drinking alone is never a good sign. Forsooth, in her drunken stupor of an admission she even mistook Hamlet for Horatio. ) :

Bruce is a saint compared to those dim-witted weasels. You are a fine troller of trolls, Uber. Good work on all counts. You really should consider switching teams.

I should have let you handle my divorce. Maybe next time. ( :

Sat, March 7, 2009 - 2:42 PM
Lucy Cannons, you are a scholar as well as a great beauty. A dog-hearted daughter of Shakespeare.
I would love to make you a cream pie. Call me anytime. The devil hath power to assume a pleasing shape.

Here's one for the zombie-like faux Satans and their brain-dead wolves and pathetic groupies. Would that any of them were truly an interesting and worthy opponent! Would that any of them could spell or form a thoughtful sentence. Would that any of the women were pretty! Would that any of them had anything to offer besides bitterness forged by an underachieving lonely existence. Their posts reflect their lack of education and flat lives. I am glad they found each other, although they are prone to attacking one another as well as those they covet. Those shit-breathing yellow-toothed ones who watch from behind the wings and sit glassy-eyed in the audience are often the most heinous of all. Too scared and dim to stride into the limelight, able only to watch and laugh mechanically, perhaps adding an incoherent comment or boring suck-up post before going home alone to cry themselves to sleep or eat themselves into a coma or drink themselves into a drunken frenzy. Oh the humanity! The one true Satan would feel sorry for them too if they weren't so ugly in their thoughts and deeds. Herein tribe imitates art:

I have heard,
That guilty creatures sitting at a play
Have by the very cunning of the scene
Been struck so to the soul that presently
They have proclaimed their malefactions;
For murder, though it have no tongue, will speak
With most miraculous organ. (as we have witnessed with BFG, AXJ, and SOT)
...Oh, it offends me to the soul to hear a robustious
periwig-pated fellow tear a passion to tatters, to very rags, to split
the ears of the groundlings, who for the most part are capable of
nothing but inexplicable dumb-shows and noise. I would have such
a fellow whipped for o'erdoing Termagant — it out-Herods Herod
...Oh reform it altogether. And let those that play your clowns
speak no more than is set down for them, for there be of them that
will themselves laugh, to set on some quantity of barren spectators
to laugh too, though in the meantime some necessary question of
the play be then to be considered. That's villainous, and shows
a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
Sat, March 14, 2009 - 8:59 PM
Funny haha or funny like a clown?
I find it funny how many trolls rail against deletions of posts yet delete away at will when they have posted items that catch them in their sticky webs. Many deletions have occurred recently of in-fighting and nasty invectives this group made towards one another when angered by certain actions. Interesting to watch and record for future generations and to help bore me into some much-needed sleep as I travel.

The politics tribe is host to trolling of a different sort. The worst offenders seem to be those accusing others of trolling and attempting to get members banned who call them on their behavior. The world is mirrored online but the actions are traceable, which will make a real difference in a court of law.

Perceptions count more than intentions in cases of hostile work environment situations, I wonder how that will play out when lawsuits begin appearing more often based on social situations online which are recorded? Even if moderators or thread-starters delete evidence, it is locked into servers or may have been saved by users. "Right of publicity" may come into play and the "reasonable person perception" will be provable via written words and server caches.

Something to consider--There may be more than just one lawyer on tribe. Some of them may actually be honest, clever, good lawyers with well-honed critical thinking skills and who actually belong to thriving firms and know/appreciate/value the law rather than those who are sore losers--those who have been "asked to leave" and who have to practice alone due to their poor litigation performance and third-tier education.
Sun, March 15, 2009 - 3:20 PM
yep. Just as we've known all along.
The replies were as insipid as their makers. Those boys are as sharp as a bag of rags. I find it unconscionable that the "community" has allowed this to happen to so sweet a gal. The fat-headed bouncer is perhaps the worst of the lot, as he professes to actually work for this new organization yet feels comfortable making sexually violent and sickening posts against homosexuals and women. He is a stupid bully, the worst kind, and he has found a pack of like-minded psychos to run with herein.

Their lies grow larger as their minds grow weaker with rage knowing they're outwitted. Nothing more to be done except take legal action when and if ready or walk away, and sadly I believe the deer has moved on for good. A real loss to this sinking palace.

The wolves have been shown for who they are by their own admission. All who have looked on and done nothing are equally if not more so culpable. Careful there cowboys--your sister or friend could be the next target.

In this matter, the collective one true Satan has made his point, collected his evidence, and stands ready to help should the good Mme. decide to take this matter outside of Tribe.

Continuing the argument will only drag one down to their level, the thing to do is take legal action, bend over and take it like squeakhole does, or prance away towards more enjoyable company.

Points were also made in the politics tribe and in the matter of Bruce v BFG. Now it's up to you in the community to stand up for your own or fight alone when your time comes. You reap what you sow.

Good luck.
Sun, March 15, 2009 - 5:43 PM
( :
You're no demons; no. Not at all. You've done good work here in outting the asshats where others feared to speak up lest they be hated upon themselves. I thought of your character the other day as I was mentoring a group of students in an English class. Love the troll creature feature, by the way. Spooky!

"Whenever they's a fight so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Whenever they's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there . . . . I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad an'-I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry an' they know supper's ready. An' when our folks eat the stuff they raise an' live in the houses they build-why, I'll be there." Tom Joad, Chapter 28
Tue, March 17, 2009 - 8:46 PM
If I weren't already bright red I'd blush.

Wed, March 18, 2009 - 6:43 PM
SOT continues his haranguing posts.
That sad sack SOT will never give up. He has made several carefully calculated and manipulative posts in the last few days aimed at getting myself, Mme, and others angry enough to respond to him. He most certainly has the "mental issues" he keeps insisting others have. I do not think he'll ever stop but I do believe I know why. He's in a love-frenzy over a woman who has no interest in him. Also, it's clear he's failed in his career and has no focus. Should this community have to put up with such crap simply because he's in need of psychotherapy? The real question should begin with "Will?"

I am disappointed in Bruce for bothering to respond to SOT's lies yet again. The truth has already been revealed concerning BFG's adulterous behavior and Bruce's reaction to her involvement with the hate tribes SOT et al set up years after the fact. The last time Bruce defended himself, SOT erased the reply in its entirety. I will shortly record the new reply here in the eventuality SOT deletes it again. The one true Satan finds it ironic that SOT rails so against what he calls censorship yet freely second-thinks and deletes his own posts and those of others which shine light on the truth. The real truth here is that SOT will twist the truth, spread disinformation, and otherwise manipulate both his prey and his friends in order to harm others. I believe he does this out of his own pain at his failings as both a litigator and a man but I do not believe that should give him carte blanche to unload on good people.

The sad thing is that most people will look the other way because they are afraid it will come down on them or they just don't have the interest or time to respond. Instead they'll just go elsewhere. He's destroyed much of the light and wonder and magic this community once held for many by holding onto and spreading hatred and nurturing the seeds of hatred and blood-lust in those of lesser intelligence like squeegle, goofaman, and that braintrust shatter. He's given faux attentions to unappealing women to get them onboard as well. His insidious dark character ruined many a tribe and ended many a rollicking good time. Pity.

Here's what know: SOT and his hate-posse continue to post slanderous disinformation about not only Mme (saying she thinks SOT is stjman, claiming (but not producing) evidence she is me or (bwahahahhaahaha!) one of me--which is pretty damned funny considering his feigned moral OUTRAGE that she once thought he was stjaman (and let's face it, those boys ARE quite similar in levels of intelligence, hateful invectives leveled at nice people, and lacking of quality writing in posts), declaring she's "crazy," pretending to think threads being referred to in which they disparage gay men and belittle women are other than what / where they are in order to diminish their crimes of hate-speech &etc) but also about Bruce & others. SOT and the gang have other targets too: a Christian woman from the Heated Debate tribe named Wendy, a janitor with ten children (???) who had the misfortune to make a post that SOT read when drunk and went ballistic on, prometheus pan (who has outwitted SOT on many an occasion which drives the poor SOD batshit), djarum (who is much smarter than SOT and all of his zombie friends put together), and Lokifreign (although he deleted all of those threads and others where he disparaged his friends to cover his tracks).

I can hardly keep up with all of this. I keep falling asleep. If it weren't for the sex tribes, I'd have left long ago.

Now shoo. I've got some titty and MILF tribes to catch up on and I'm expected back in the Vatican later this evening.

Wed, March 18, 2009 - 9:20 PM
Dear Diary,
Goofaman and squeegle seem to have wound it down for the moment (maybe they've finally wised up and are tired/ashamed of looking childish and getting no response to their pathetically angry ranting posts) but SOT aka Old Man is getting a little crazy following me around.

Maybe it's the drink but he's really going off the deep end with his out-there claims and outright lies. Desperation breeds crazy. Bullies hate it when they're outed for who they are. Some of them slither away quietly but SOT grows bolder with drink. He has, however, deleted the thread he posted earlier today in TOU Watchdog about Bruce, so saving it here was a good idea. I'm glad I've diverted his attention from Mme, Bruce, the Christian clan and others, but it's a little disconcerting (not to mention skeevy) that he's following me around in sex tribes. Before I know it he'll be sniffing my motorcycle seat.

Sat, March 21, 2009 - 6:35 AM
SOT and Goofman are like the last two players not yet picked in a game of school yard kickball.
They want to be a part of the team, but are ashamed to have been passed over. Even the girls, and first and second graders where picked ahead of them. Now they sit on the sidelines making up all sorts of stories about those who were picked, simply because those other kids were better players.

I would guess this is how their childhood played out. The only time they would ever have the courage to speak out and stand tough is when the Internet came to be. Now they can say what they want about anyone from what they think is a safe distance. In school they were always last to get to play and were the kids forced to turn in their lunch money in fear of getting pounded

That being said, I am keeping things simple. Anytime I see my name mentioned by any of these clowns I will make sure the posting you spoke of comes back to life. I agree with TOU as none of this hate should be posted on Tribe, but I am also tired of it being one sided where others are free to post or encourage hate messages, but when the roles are reversed they go running to TOU and Carolyn to have it removed or they simply delete the mess they started on their own.

I have never posted a message of hate nor have I ever sent someone a message of hate and or threats.
These cyber stalkers can't say the same.
Mon, March 23, 2009 - 4:54 PM
Truth and intelligence always rise above lies, stupidity, and hatred.
“For others do I wait...for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come.”
--Friedrich Nietzsche
Thu, April 2, 2009 - 6:01 AM
Ah. Mein sweet Ubersatan.
I nose aryooo have meant hell. You are wasting your talons on ze fool's errand. Some shall goose to their graves hating. Some substitute hating on otters for finding love in ze weirld und bettering their elves. Some nose only hatred as communique' und in fact injoy ze deride.

Ze hateful behavior eez ze sickness ov ze mind, ze trapped eels slithering with no release. Over und over they veal repeat lies, expand hatings, whisper, mislead, deceive. Trying to talk sense or produce ze object lesson for ze mosquitoes, zombies, und / or ze blind wolves eez lyke trying to sweep sand from ze bleached whales ov Los Sandsjealous. Aryooo veal only sully your buttox und never get all ze craxxxx smooothed. Aryooo moist consider ze source-waters.

I donut nose zat aryoo can ever illustrate a point to zem wot are so blunt ov mind, small in spirit, short on love, hateful in heart. Zeez peeps are indeed, as aryooo say, dumb und mean. They shriek when they feeeel wronged und they join in, looox ze otter way, or add to ze hatings when ze object ov hatred eez otter zen themselves or donut further their own agenda to take ze stand for.

Black. Conservative. Short. Fat. Undereducated. Unemployed. Mentally ill. Slow. Gay. These labels allll apply to some biddy we nose und love, but ze labels are still appplied to zem we hate in ze ugly way in ze attempt to cause harm. Ze vicious cycle shall never end. It's ze curse ov being human und one label begets another. Loooox into ze thread. What did it start? Where veal it end?

Aryooo have done hell in makings your points fluid to zem hoo are not blinded by their own misery und those who are open to seeeeeee.

Now come. Sit. Bring me ze moooocha. Have ze cooookie.

Ze view from outside ze circle eez much pinker.

Now zen. Bukowski was prescient. I have recited it before und I veal recite it again:
ahem. KAK!!!

the crunch

too much too little

too fat
too thin
or nobody.

laughter or


strangers with faces like
the backs of
thumb tacks

armies running through
streets of blood
waving winebottles
bayoneting and fucking

an old guy in a cheap room
with a photograph of M. Monroe.

there is a loneliness in this world so great
that you can see it in the slow movement of
the hands of a clock

people so tired
either by love or no love.

people just are not good to each other
one on one.

the rich are not good to the rich
the poor are not good to the poor.

we are afraid.

our educational system tells us
that we can all be
big-ass winners

it hasn't told us
about the gutters
or the suicides.

or the terror of one person
aching in one place

unspoken to

watering a plant.

people are not good to each other.
people are not good to each other.
people are not good to each other.

I suppose they never will be.
I don't ask them to be.

but sometimes I think about

the beads will swing
the clouds will cloud
and the killer will behead the child
like taking a bite out of an ice cream cone.

too much
too little

too fat
too thin
or nobody

more haters than lovers.

people are not good to each other.
perhaps if they were
our deaths would not be so sad.

meanwhile I look at young girls
flowers of chance.

there must be a way.

surely there must be a way that we have not yet
though of.

who put this brain inside of me?

it cries
it demands
it says that there is a chance.

it will not say

~Penned by ze late grating Charles Bukowski
Thu, April 2, 2009 - 7:31 PM
Oh yeah I keep forgetting to tell you.
Buk says hello.
Fri, April 3, 2009 - 4:56 AM
just dropping in to say hi, and to SOT too.
I know you're watching lol
Fri, April 3, 2009 - 8:31 PM
The walls have horns.
Sat, April 4, 2009 - 10:44 AM
Ubersatan have done the good job here! Many silent fans.
Count me as two sheep!

LOLS.My husband quiet but he like you too.
Sat, April 4, 2009 - 6:18 PM
A fresh voice in the wilderness.
Welcome, friend. The one true Satan is pleased to see others willing to carry the torch of truth, if only for an afternoon.
Sun, April 5, 2009 - 12:55 PM
Now even I'm confused!!
Thu, April 9, 2009 - 6:05 PM
It's been fun outting the truth of tribe's most despicable trolls along with the help of a few faithful comrades and some renegade spies.

Thanks to all who have contributed to the process. You know who you are.

With SOT it's always going to be the same old repetitive zombie song and dance. He represents all that is wrong in the legal profession and embodies all the bitterness of a middle-aged never-was, won't-be. SOT is merely a person of modest intelligence who once aspired to become a decent litigator but didn't cut the mustard and who, instead of moving into a field where he might be able to excel, has settled into a pattern of scraping the bottom of the barrel to make ends meet and who is full of hatred of others who show promise and possess intelligence, largely due to his own jealousy vis-a-vis his failure to succeed in his chosen profession.

He hates his life and has decided to take out his anguish and ennui on good people using a myriad of different trolls. In a strange attempt to assuage his pain, to quelch his misery, he dumps his grief over his shortcomings on this community and has despoiled many a good tribe. Some of you tried to work with him gently to help him ease up and calm down, that tactic obviously has backfired.

An entire community should not have to put up with such games due to one man's sociopathic psychosis and that of a few spineless haters who follow along and ride on the hatred to suit their own personal vendettas and small-minded grudges. But because most people are sheep and tribe's new management is flaccid, it is what it is.

At this point we can answer any of SOT's or his pack of wolves' outrageous claims and lies with one of our old posts. Our argument has been made, it's up to the jury-- the tribe public--to make up their minds, if they even bother with his rants anymore.

Further interaction from the one true one true Satan (bwahahahahahahahaha!) will only beget more endless drivel from SOT and the few idiots who are themselves also bitter and hateful borderline personalities who suck up and add to the hatred. Those others of you, like Timbo, the unknown comic, and Michael! who have over the years tried to assuage the craziness will only pay in time, and waste a portion of your life on nothing of value.

Walk away or stay and fight, but consider the brevity of life when choosing your battles. This small world is not worth the misery those fools have attempted to bring.

What a terrible thing for tribe's management to have allowed and to continue to allow to happen to so many nice people who came here for fun and love.

Oh the humanity! I feel most sorry for any clients who unsuspectingly hire this jackal on expecting legal help. a.m._. is one attorney who will come to no good end. Mark of the beast my words.

The keys are under the mat although I believe we're all now of the same mind as far as further interaction goes. I've got a hot trollop or two to attend to in the "women who like to show their breasts" tribe.

Our work here is done.

Let the goats bleat.
Fri, May 8, 2009 - 12:47 AM
Night of the Living Dead Part XXXXXV
The zombies are still attacking but many of the victims have wised up and several others like Nubuoni and the unknown comic have stepped up and taken a stand. I did a quick drive-by of some of the zombie wolf hate tribes----same old same old. Not worthy of any cut and pasting.

Here now for your enjoyment, my last words to the wise on the topic of how to handle (by not handling at all) the gang of haters known as "Satan of Tribe's Losers" to the underground Friends of Übersatan brigade:

Übersatan 13.5: You're up. I've placed the keys in your inbox.

Good Luck.

Note to readers:
If you or someone you love would like to apply for a spot in the Übersatan queue, please submit your dossier via PM. Estimated wait time: twelve weeks. No reasonable persona denied. Please, no smokers.
Sat, May 16, 2009 - 3:28 PM
I ham profoundly saddened by ze never-ending hatred ov fiends yet have been buoyed by ze beauty shown in ze steam ov otters.

Mangy donkeys to all hoo fight ze ghost fight.
Mon, May 18, 2009 - 10:57 PM
why don't you all just chill out?

I mean boys will be boys right? so of course, a red-blooded American boy like Andy is going to need to sew his oats by anonymously harassing women on the internet. what are you, stupid? it's a testosterone blow-off kind of thing.

and nothing sets the babes to oozin in their seat better than a real "bad boy" like Andy. he's like an online James Dean. I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm 110% sure if James Dean were alive today, he'd be flying the very same "Satan of Tribe" alt and posting bizarre, repetitive accusations about people he doesn't even know.

I guess you bitches just don't understand how the mind of a true rebel works. but lucky for us, we have a red-blooded, true-blue 'Merican like Handy Andy to ride in with both guns a blazin to remind us now and then... with a flood of obscene, bizarre accusations. usually posted in tribes filled with people that don't even know who the fuck you are.
Thu, May 21, 2009 - 3:27 AM
Gay Shatter always uses the phrase "Pot-kettle-black"
SOT now = Stalker of Tribe based on all we have seen and saved.
Look in the mirror Andy....Look in the mirror and see the truth.
Sat, May 23, 2009 - 5:06 AM
Sunshine is dead. Lest we forget.
A thread I kicked up in Brainstorm has been deleted. In the thread Jman&etc played headgames and were tortuously cruel to her when she was probably at a very low and vulnerable point. You could see in the thread where people try to come in and lighten things up but those thugs keep at her.

Since it was deleted, I raised another in which they are also in their vile state, tugging at her as well as others.

Herein I reproduce my post, which TOU will likely delete by noon, unless it was Jman who erased evidence of his own hate over there by taking away the entire thread. How many more will be allowed to be treated in this manner by that hateful pack before NSA sacks up?
Sat, May 23, 2009 - 5:08 AM
Post I made in the brainstorm tribe thread:


Will it also be deleted? Or just this post?
Was it Jman who deleted the other thread I kicked up? Or TOU? Did they do it out of shame?

Too bad. Erasing history does not change its course, you pack of weasels. That thread was witness to the evil in the hearts of these trolls. My guess is that Jman was deleting his belly crawl.

Here's what remains of Jman & friends tortuous visit upon Sunshine within the deleted thread:

a sunshine trap - Brainstorm -
3 posts - 2 authors - Last post: Dec 3, 2008
here, screw it. talk about anything on topic, off topic, hot topic, whatever. i bet sunshine comes aboard and starts sprinkling insane ...

We'll see what's left as evidence of their foul deeds here--will this Burning Man thread in which the blind wolves attack Sunshine and others suffer the same revisionist, deletionist fate?

The truth stands in your heart always, no matter what your mind attempts to erase. You assholes hounded that poor woman and showed no mercy. Maybe this can be your wake up call to change your ways.

Goodnight sweet Sunshine, wherever you are.
Wed, May 27, 2009 - 12:06 PM
Is this a good night for Mojitos?
Wed, June 3, 2009 - 6:06 PM
The answer to that question is always a resounding yes!