Weird Up

Who am I?

   Tue, December 29, 2009 - 9:08 AM
I am the twinkle in your eye, I am the conscience in your pie. Bwahahahahahahhahahahaha!

It has come to my attention that even in my absence there continues to be errant and tedious speculation as to my meat identity. Let's put an end to it now. I am everyman. I am no one.

Does it matter? Look into the magic mirror and ask yourself who you are and who you want to be.

Turn the eye inward.

Only then have you any hope of becoming fully human and reaping enjoyment from life.

Look upon your works here and weep. There is still time for you to live and love rather than subsisting and hating. Get out! See the world! Stop the futile feuding. Stop the hunting and the harassment. You look crazy. You are crazy-mean. You are dumb with hatred. Go get you some clever! Stop your ridiculous repetition. Yes, you! Bland boorish repetitive nonsense spews forth like elephant piss in a beer-guzzling contest. An alt of an alt of an alt of a troll. (No, not you. You.)

The haters project the image onto me of those they loathe or covet most. The lonely ugly-minded haters boast of knowledge of who I am yet have no idea of who they themselves are. Inside.

They who rattle and roar and bang their ugly heads against the wall in the midst of silence shall only be quieted when they stop their hate. But they will probably only stop their hate when they've destroyed themselves. A sad situation and no way to live.

Shake it off, people. You've drained the weasel. Your boorish behavior is stale. Hatred is neither fun nor funny.

My hope for you is that if you cannot stop hating, you will at least stop ruining the party for others with your blind anger and boorish words.

As for me and my house, we shall prance to the goat chowder!

Übermensch Lives!!!! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!



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Tue, December 29, 2009 - 9:53 AM
Hatred is all they have left in their meaningless souls
Tue, December 29, 2009 - 10:47 AM
Huh? You got some beef with some Russians? I know a guy knows who a guy who can get this situation arranged for you for less than the cost of a good lawyer...
Fri, January 1, 2010 - 6:28 PM
Hear! Hear!
Can I steal this? A finer mind and greater inspiration I've never known and on top of that you make me laugh 'til the beer spews.

Happy New Year to you and yours.
Fri, January 1, 2010 - 9:01 PM
Well I'll B
Happy 2010 to the three B's.

Bwahahahahahahaha!
Mon, January 25, 2010 - 7:54 AM
You the man that who!!!
Unsu...
 
Mon, January 25, 2010 - 6:02 PM
You? You are the sunshine on tribe.net!
Nice to see your alive and blogging. Hey, I'm looking forward to skating with you next weekend, Uberfreak! Don't chicken out!!! Better get some kneepads. Folks 'round here call me Tonya, and not without reason.
Mon, January 25, 2010 - 7:07 PM
Hot damn, looks like things are starting to pick up around here.
Tue, January 26, 2010 - 8:04 AM
I'm ready for you Crabby, that's why they call me Hieronymous.
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