November 21, 2003
Jenny is a goddess. No, really, she is. She cries vodka. She drinks the blood of male virgins. And she cooks like a Valkyrie. RIDE THE STORM, GIRLFRIEND!!! And if she asks if you want lemonade...THAT'S NOT A EUPHEMISM for a golden shower, you PERV! She just wants to be your BFF... :)
