October 20, 2005
Oh mighty Shantao, if it pleases you, kindly get your worshippers off my back. If you do, I will sacrifice two paper clips in your honor.
Shantao
My Testimonials
Unsu...
December 31, 2004
There was this one time I told him about my grandmother... it ended with coffee spewing forth from noses and 3 people gasping for air. That is how cool this guy is. He will tell you anything you need to know, nothing you really want to know and everything that he does know. He is the all knowing Monkey God. Lavish your praise upon him, for he is the Greased Weasle Cheese Wheel Tutu Monger.
Unsu...
November 11, 2004
Let us take a moment and imagine several monkeys sitting in a small circle. In the center of the circle, a marble sculpture of a Monkey God gazes benevolently down upon his chosen ones. Each of these blessed creatures has an almost beatific smile upon his face. Not a one looks at the other. The circle is quiet save for the rapid breathing of these tree dwellers. Their monkey tails are curled into tight kinks. Their fur a little matted. The sun is rising over the mountains, but they do not notice. Their attention is fixated upon on thing and one thing only...the magic, the joy, the singular thrill of... opposable thumbs.
Unsu...
October 5, 2004
We work in the same city, tho we drove many, many miles to finally meet. Keba is a dear, sweet doll. I feel special because he & Steena entrusted me with a very special secret. I hope to make him part of our foursome dinner parties :) Much love to you doll. - please don't lick my man more than I do.
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TRUE GREATNESS
With great gentleness I say goodnight With great regret I say I will fight With great courage I defend my race With great rage I strike your face With great love I hold your hand With great sarcasm I say I'm the man With great tears I start to grieve With great hope I believe With great longing I think of you With great disgust I watch the news With great boredom I pass the time With great unselfishness I give my last dime With great fear I go on alone With great freedom I leave my home With great sorrow I watch you die With with great guilt I live a lie With great understanding I feel your pain With great comfort I listen to the rain With great calm I walk away With great relief I lived through another day
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American Pitt Bull Terrier,
Anime,
Anything Goes Martial Arts,
BabyWearers Anonymous,
Baking (Breads and Pastry),
Beer Snobs,
Bruce Lives ! 1 Inch Punk,
Buddhism,
Caterers United and Untied,
Child's Play,
Childbirth Education,
Cook it up,
Eddie Izzard,
Food Geeks,
Foodie,
Go Daddy Go,
Good Eats,
Ink, Inc,
Knives & Blades,
New Parents,
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