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Adventures in the Kitchen

I just filled up my car with gas. These poor guys are making nothing and everyone's bitching at them when they pull up to that ol' pump. So, do it with glee and kindness - you'll get an amazing response! We have a unique opportunity in Oregon, my friends to make someone's day just a little bit nicer. Spread it, people!
Fri, June 20, 2008 - 8:51 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
So my friend Ross convinced me to take a class at Foster & Dobbs a couple of weeks ago on making your own bacon. Yep, from scratch. Using real pork bellies. I thought, "why the heck would I want to go to that much work for something that I can easily buy at Costco for pretty cheap and it's really darn good?"

Well, I found out.

Yep.

Turns our that homemade bacon (and pancetta, which we also learned how to make) tastes totally different, and it's really amazing. The flavor, the texture! And it's really, really easy! If you think about it - industrial bacon is made from pigs that are, well, industrial, right? And the pigs that we have access to here in our neck of the woods are raised in Carlton. Oregon. Just an hour away. And they're treated well, and fed right and just better!

So, I ordered 17 pounds of pork bellies from hottie butcher Benjamin Dyer at Viande Meats (who taught the class), rounded up a few friends and we spent a night last week rubbin' those bellies with all sorts of amazing spice concoctions. Oh, right - the other thing about it is once you've got the basic ingredients (kosher salt, brown sugar and sodium nitrite) down, you get to add whatever spices your little heart desires. So it's personalized. Hmmmm. Can't find that at Costco!

Into the fridge went 8 slabs o' bellies, all rubbed and wrapped up. After curing for about five days, I rinsed the spices off the bacon and here's what they look like now. This weekend or sometime next week we'll smoke these for about five hours at 130 degrees, and then we'll have HOMEMADE BACON! The three slabs o' pancetta will sit in the fridge for another week or so to finish their cold cure and then they'll be ready, too.

We may never go back to packaged bacon again. Oh but then of course there are those times (often enough it seems) when we need to make bacon for 100. Maybe not all the time, then. :-)
Wed, June 11, 2008 - 5:21 PM permalink - 7 comments
 
We interrupt this irregularly posted blog to honor one of the best cats ever. Blackie died suddenly yesterday, shocking us both and bumming us out entirely. He was a party cat and always wanted to be in the middle of the action. He'd hang out in the shop, the kitchen, the basement. He'd always snuggle on the sofa and welcome us home. He could jump to the top of the shop in a single bound and guarded our yard all day and night. Thank you, Blackie - on to your next life!
Sat, June 7, 2008 - 12:10 PM permalink - 12 comments
 
You are always in my freezer
and in my heart

Ready for savory or sweet
and as easy as a prom date

You make me always look good
And never complain when I handle you roughly

And, you - that little package of pre-cut squares
I love you most of all!
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 8:45 AM permalink - 4 comments
 
My friend and pro chef Jai recently returned from a trip to New Orleans, where she took some classes at the New Orleans Cooking School on St. Charles. So, girls night last week she hauled over--ON HER BIKE no less--boudin, andoullie, alligator, crawfish and all sorts of other goodies! We had fried alligator with a fantastic dipping sauce, I made crawfish ravigote (learned that in New Orleans, too), and Jai made a fantastic sausage and chicken gumbo.

Love the guest chefs! Bring 'em on!
Tue, April 22, 2008 - 10:28 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
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July 3, 2008
I've known of Tanya for awhile, but this weekend I got to bask in the glow of her being. WOW. what an amazing and unique soul. Always there with the needed book to make 8 chics stich, bitch, and laugh for 5 hours. Handing out the needed special sparkly extra material. Stopping us for another grocery store run, to keep things cool and full. She's the one to have on your side. Thank you lady, for 1000 things this weekend....but mostly thank you for your smile and indomitable spirit!
February 9, 2006
Tanya...Martha...Julia. Three different names that feebly attempt to describe the multi-faceted talents and depth of TZ. She is indeed here for Hijinks and a Hootenany. Tanya is a rare soul who is equally at ease in pouring you another glass of champagne and helping you adjust your clown suit as she is sitting down to business and working on making this world a better place. That rare breed of party girl who wakes up early the next day a gets serious about our planet and our community. Work hard...play hard. She has become one of the focal points of our community, an example to us all that whatever light you have within is what will be beamed outward. Judging from that...she is one of the brightest souls I have ever known. Cheers, Tanya! Can you stitch my clown suit now?
July 27, 2005
There are entire pantheons of goddesses concentrically RADIATING out from this one unique gal. At times one might have the impression of an almost innocent peacefulness or (unfashionable as it may SEEM) a sweetness - then again one sees a flash of hard steel behind her eyes when justice is the focus.
The next time you are overthrowing some banana republic junta, new world order, OR merely plotting a groovacious post-hip funk down, this woman SHOULD be one of your joint chiefs (if you value your ass).
Nuff said.
May 8, 2004
To know her is to love her. She is my mentor, my guide, my friend. She is a mean cook, great host. If she can she will always do. Her heart is always open to all. She knits, gardens, belly dancer, baton twirling, fire staff swinging, dancing mad women. No one can out party or put on a party like this gal. I also feel I should add that this girl can shop, made me aware of the wonders of Value Village (thanks), if you can’t find what your looking for Tanya will,... and she will find you the best deal. She always up for a grand adventure, or evening at home in the tub. I could just go on and on and on.. But I will end with how I started, to know her is to love her. :)
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