"Best massage therapist in the city."
November 16, 2006
Andy is like a pair of dyslexic mittens.
Andy
The one who gets me...
They Like me, They really like me?
Unsu...
November 16, 2006
I met this guy once. He didn't try to harpoon me. That's a plus.
May 29, 2006
Well, where to begin........ I meet Andrew on a bright Alaskan August eve. My birthday as a matter of fact, I had been bar hopping and being the light-wieght I was then I was smashed. I dreamly remember being introduced to this charming fellow, who bounded from the dance floor, wearing what i SWEAR was a Prince-like White shirt unbuttoned halfway down his chest with ruffled cuffs. Very Fabio. Ok maybe there wasn't ruffled cuffs, but it make for a more amusing tale. Now where was I? Yes, I was smashed and Andy was Fabio, well Andy soon made me part of his extended family and has been the best kind of friend you could ask for, loyal and willing to break his back for you.
He is funny, has a razor sharp wit, and one of few genuine people I have ever meet. I can't even imagine not having Andy as my friend. When Andy and I hang out, something entertaining is soon to happy, gauranteed. February 4, 2006
Andy and my whole relationship was started on a lie... He told me he didn't know how to read and although I didn't believe him, it was intriguing. How could I dump someone who is admitting to me they can't read... his story was long and convoluted, and the funny thing is, it worked! Andy is the kind of person you want to have on your side. He helps those who need it whether they want him to or not. If you need him he is there for you. Despite some of his ranting, he has amazing ideas, and is a genuinely good person. On the personal side (with a nod of plagiarism to Jess) He to knows his way around a vulva. He is an amazing lover and damn can he cook. One day in the future he is going to say to me (for like the millionth time), "Can we move to Juneau and buy a boat?" and I'll finally say "Yes" ... why...because he deserves it!
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If you can't beat the system, break it.Gender
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about me
I have this tendency to express who I am as what I do and what I have... Honestly, I express these things, but they aren't the complete me... I have a wonderful wife, 2 kids, 3 dogs, a house, a rental property, and a business. I have the occasional girlfriend and play an occasional game of Warhammer 40k. I am a procrastinator, an antagonizer, and an arguer with what seems to be a serious case of attention deficit disorder. I also have a strong sense of duty…of honor. This is probably done to a fault, but hey… That is who I am.
I love my wife very much. I have been with her for 11 years. We have been married to her 8. She is my rock in which I hang onto when all else seems to be sweeping past me. She is the singular foundation that supports all the other endeavors I hope to accomplish. Without her, there would be no room for others in my life. So…me in a nutshell… Normal with a twist… Duty and honor bound, but with a hint of eccentricity… Creative, but distractible… Wise, but irreverent… All-in-all… I think I am a decent guy who is just a little rough around the edges.
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*If ou identifyyouself in this, please do nottake offesne. I am not saying anything bad. I swear.
Mon, May 5, 2008 - 2:39 AM
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Okay…so I go to church. Well, I call it church. I don’t know what other people call it, but that is what I do. It turns out it isn’t a Christian church, or any other kind of church that people think of when they thing about people who go to church. Today, like other days, I got a…oh, have fun doing the God thing… The thing is I get that a lot. I find it a strange and different experienc... read more 
So.....what are some other things I should know about you?
Fri, April 4, 2008 - 1:14 AM
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What quirks’ do you have that are interesting? Do you have an upbringing that suggests that you might be royalty or in the mob? How do you feel about mis-matched socks? Do you feel the order in which a person removes their clothes while making-out says something about them? Do you know what a "flogger" is? Can you recite "the lumber jack song"? What was the scariest movie you saw before you turned 7? ... read more 
I have been flirting with a girl (as I tend to do as a hobby...)that I have met recently.. Now for some reason, be it flippant ireverence or mary jane, I decided to write the following flirtation to get to know this woman a little better... I started and then I just got into a weirdo groove and started to think it was funny... Now I thinking it may not so been so funny...to send it. It is, however, funny to think about posting it a new quiz. So, here is the letter in its original format....
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Fri, April 4, 2008 - 12:58 AM
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 Subject: FLAT TIRE: I was traveling down the road the other day south of Benton when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, 'Need a lift?' 'Yes, I sure do,' I replied. 'You a Republican or Democrat,' asked the old man. 'Republican,' I replied. 'Well, you can just go to Hell,' yelled the old m... read more
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