Subject: FLAT TIRE:

I was traveling down the road the other day south of Benton when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, 'Need a lift?' 'Yes, I sure do,' I replied. 'You a Republican or Democrat,' asked the old man. 'Republican,' I replied. 'Well, you can just go to Hell,' yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, 'Republican.' The driver gave me the finger and drove off.

I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat. 'Democrat!', I shouted. 'Hop in!', replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

Finally, I yelled, 'Please stop the car.' She immediately slammed on the brakes and a s soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. 'What's the matter?', she asked. 'I can't take it anymore,' I replied. 'I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody.'

So my response is…

Well, this just proves several things about democrats and republicans...

-the benefit of being a democrat is that given that kind of opportunity, you probably can do it of your own free will and not have to justify it as a religious mandate, or pay for it in the free market economy.

-The thing is, in a republican world, opportunities like that would be relegated into being controlled by the church, (which wouldn't let you have it.) or by the free market system, meaning it would be bought up, trademarked, produced over-seas, and then shipped back to you (and probably as healthy as a Chinese made toy) and you would have to pay for it

-Democrats are obviously much more generous than republicans in this scenario. Even statistically at least 40% of the drivers out there are republican. Which goes to show, at least democrats were to stop and help there fellow democrats, where his fellow republicans were willing to pass him by.

Democrats are not only generous, but hot too. The additional benefit being that she probably actually had sex education in her home and not abstinence only, meaning that she would know how to use a condom and preventing herself from have to track you down in several months telling you she is pregnant and NOT going to have an abortion.





Republicans are so weird. They think that getting turned on is a bad thing. Poor bastards.