Bill is so accepting, un-manipulatively open, and generous that one could initially take him as naïve. But then one discovers that he is also unusually intentional and powerful about the direction he takes in life, nothing seems to faze or shock him, and he's all up on the hello-senoritas-check-out-my-hint-of-el-diablo-eye-contact seduction tip. In the end, one inevitably comes to the conclusion that Bill is secretly an eighteenth-level Ninja Assassin of Love.