Patty is the best type of friend. Unselfish, kind, supportive, and always honest. There to kick my ass, there to hear me out, there to laugh with...just, there. She's one of those people that other people naturally like to be around. Wicked smart, funny, beautiful--the whole package.

For a mere female, Patty shows remarkable intellectual and reasoning capacity. She is generally compliant and obedient. Given all her good points it is easy to forgive her bad taste in men.