JC once told me I had nice melons.
They were cantelopes.
Hmm.

JC is this guy I know,
I met JC at a show.
He jams and he rocks,
And he loves the Red Socks.
He's so much taller than a mouse,
And I once took a pee in his outhouse.
Please treat my pal sweetly,
the one not so meaty,
because he is helpful and he is kind,
and he tries to live by good mind.
So if you give him any such rass,
It won't be long till I kick your ass!

I LOVE JC!!!!