From a distance, you might see him as strange, weird, twisted and slightly dangerous. Once you get to know him, you will see that he is indeed all these things and maybe even more so. BUT those who know him love him for all these reasons.

i'll second the sexy bitch. my times with jay are quite adventurous and always leaves me longing for more!! he tried to convince me i'd want to throw him away, but i think i'll keep him. why? well, he makes a mean cocktail, pays attention to detail, could probably find a way to turn purina into a fine gourmet cuisine (yah, he's a whiz in the kitchen and knows his herbs!), his smile makes me tinkle, his hugs make me all warm and fuzzy, he leaves me opera-sung messages (who knew?), his purrs make me pant, he is the founder and champion solid gold short bus dancer, he falls and runs into things.....sober, and he's the only one who can keep me in line when outta my head, and knows it's best to entertain me with bright or fuzzy things.....oh, and i laugh hella hysterically when i'm with him. and he makes me feel like it's okay to be myself.....which is kinda crazy unleashing a beast like that.
and oh, yah, my mom said i could have him as long as i keep him in his cage and feed him everyday. yay!

Jay is a sexy bitch!