about me
i like pirates, sushi and motorcycle gangbangs. and you.
i am a three time failed vegan. this could stem from my love affair with the bacon doughnut at voodoo. i just moved to portland from san francisco. before that i was in new orleans, which pretty much was the best thing ever. ask me about it. i'll talk your ear off. i grew up in hollister, california. yes, like the clothing. i have bad news for you if you wear their crap. hollister, california is by no stretch of the phrase a "surf town". in fact, the closest beach is 35 minutes away, next to a factory. i once found a dead goat there.
my current joys in life: emily haines. the aforementioned dougnut. doug fir. the aalto. pinot noir. and maybe even you.
sometimes quiet. always thoughtful. i play with my hands when i think no one's looking. sometimes my fervor gets the best of me. i'm quick to jump the shark and even quicker to drop the ball. and let it roll away. i like to sing, but you'll probably never hear me. i love car rides, but i won't say a word. i think love should be balls to the wall. i think passion is beautiful, even when it's angry. the best way to get to know me is you and me in my living room with a bottle of wine and my ipod on in the background. and yeah, i'm always keeping my eyes on the background. now let's talk about grey's anatomy, or new orleans, or the chinatown bus. or nothing at all.