September 19, 2006
jack actually is more mythical than you might imagine. not only did he rob the the giant giant, eat the lean, glean the golden egg, hop the candle stick, roll down the hill at break neck speed, grow a record setting bean, and stick in his thumb to pull out a plum, but jack also got higher than anyone I met at burningman, including taz with his big ass hydraulic lift, and I know because I saw him up there, and let me tell you, he was really fucking high.
Alright jack, I said it, now gimmie my money.
