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Venus Maria

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Ahlan Wa Sahlan!

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I hate these sections where I either write something absolutely inspirational or sound like a dumbass! I guess I'll give it a go and let you decide (please be nice)...

Im 28, asian and I tend to ricochet off the walls due to my bounciness and positive outlook on life. I love to write poetry and short stories but whether any pieces will actually be published pieces is yet to be determined - I'm in 2 minds as to whether to keep it a private affair or a full blown relationship!

I love to dance, whether its in the privacy of my own bedroom or at a Hafla. I have now been dancing for 3 years and cannot get enough of the dance, the culture and the supportive networks we tend to build. I have recently developed an interest in photography an love dabbling in alternative therapies (recently qualified in Indian Head Massage) and henna painting. At college, my best friend was a willing guinea pig for my henna applying practices and used to say that my mistakes were always wonderful - she was biaised! Although I have been a henna artist for 10 years I have only recently started to henna paint for local festival's, hafla's and parties and a percentage of what I make via bellydance gigs goes towards the Just Because Charity - please visit: www.justbecause.org.uk

Oooh... My party trick is that I can do a proper whistle using my mouth without actually using a whistle! And I always say that when I hit my 90's, I'll be an eccentric lil old lady with hair upto her knees living in a big mansion on top of a hill with a dozen cats, half a dozen dogs and a lot of wisdom to share with anyone who takes a chance at knocking on my front door... Up until then I guess I'll have to settle with what is in my destiny...

Love, light & glitterbunny huggles, VMx :o)
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Holler!

Came across this on youtube and it totally made my day! It would be cruel to keep it to myself!!!
www.youtube.com/watch

The lyrics are:

Childbirth Song

You've bags under your eyes
You've got boobs to your knees
Your hand's full of poo and your bra's full of cheese
Your stomach is bloated your clothes do not fit
He still wants sex while you feel like shit
He begs for this favour not long after labour
It's like eating a meal after you've just been sick

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Sun, June 8, 2008 - 12:08 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
This is something that was sent to me via email and I modified it ever oh so slightly... Muahahahahaha! I laughed so hard, I almost peed my pant!

"May the fleas of 1000 camels infest the dick of the guy who tries to screw with your life, and may his arms be too short to scratch! Amen!"

Peace & Faery Wishes, VMx
Fri, March 9, 2007 - 3:41 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
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