"I worship the ground you walk on! I couldn't keep mind on my work all morning- every piece of trash I had to pick up reminded me of you. An old candy wrapper made me think of how sweet you are, a snotty kleenex made me realize how much I'd cry if we ever parted, and an old rubber made me think of all the nights of eros we have before us. I love you, Coo-Coo"