Who cares about the Face on Mars? We have the COOKIE MONSTER on Mercury! Are the Muppets aliens? Are the Muppets divine beings? Why has any reference to Muppets been mysteriously and thoroughly removed from all ancient religious texts? What about the curious similarities between Atlantis and Sesame Street? Didn't Plato write a dialogue, that has now vanished, called "Elmo"?

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