Dale is neato.
We approve of him a lot.
He is kind, and handsome.
He doesn't harm little furry creatures without their consent.
His body odor is not offensive. And he gives good hugs.
I always enjoy our conversations.
All in all, he is quite lovely actually.

Dale is a mandy pandy fart face, who sniffs unicorn bums.

I love him because he never tries to sniff my bum, but then again I'm only a unicorn sometimes.

He is great because he spends all day been a Von Lazyarse and getting things done, like sniffin' bums.

I have known Dale for a long time, but not too long because he really doens't want anyone to know how long he has been a bum sniffer, but it has been a while.

If you don't know Dale you should, we could all use some one like him around, besides the bum sniffin' thing, he is a brilliant artist, free spirit, and a true friend of mine, but avoid him at all cost, if he has eaten pesto.

MWAH!

Dale is the kind of person that you wish the best for.
The best medium for his incredibly beautiful bells so he may support himself financially on his art.
The best circle of friends to lift him up and nurture him.
The best of health so he may dance til the end of his days.
The best lover who will appreciate the sweet loving man who is Duv.
I wish only the best for you my Duv. Thank you for being my friend.