Eric is a great <insert compliment here>. He is very good at <insert activity here>. I've know him for <insert time period here> and he's always been there for me when I needed <insert need here>.

Because Eric has done so much for <insert needy group here>, I'm sure God has a special place in Heaven for him. Eric really has a heart of <insert periodic element here> and it show every day of his life.

Don't judge Eric too harshly just because he <insert minor negative trait here>, he more than make up for it by <insert good deed here>, and <insert another good deed here>, and <insert yet another good deed here>.

If it isn't clear by now that Eric is a wonderful <insert species here> you're just dumb.

Eric is a great <insert compliment here>. He is very good at <insert activity here>. I've know him for <insert time period here> and he's always been there for me when I needed <insert need here>.

Because Eric has done so much for <insert needy group here>, I'm sure God has a special place in Heaven for him. Eric really has a heart of <insert periodic element here> and it show every day of his life.

Don't judge Eric too harshly just because he <insert minor negative trait here>, he more than make up for it by <insert good deed here>, and <insert another good deed here>, and <insert yet another good deed here>.

If it isn't clear by now that Eric is a wonderful <insert species here> you're just dumb.