To all those bald people out there wondering where your hair went, look no further, this guy took it. See, right there, on his head. Nobody could possibly have that much hair under any natural circumstance, therefore the only logical conclusion is that he took yours.

Outside of his hair stealing activities, Josh is also one of the best people to be friends with in the world, too bad for you that all of his best friends are insanly jealous people who won't let you cut in on his time...because it is ours....in fact, stop reading this right now....move along.....nothing to see here.
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...You're still here? Go home already!