You finally know you are a witch when:

1. Your BOS has spots on the pages from spilled brews.
2. When cleaning house you have to specify. "Where is the broom? No,
not THE broom, where is the one to clean the floor with?"
3. Candle wax has dripped on your keyboard.
4. Neighbourhood cats commune in your front yard.
5. There are more jars of strange smelling plants in your cupboards
than there are cereal boxes.
6. Friends know they can always give you candles and incense as a
gift.
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--What's the best thing about having Pagan friends?
They worship the ground you walk on.

--Did you hear the one about the dyslexic satan worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

--What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub?
A self=cleaning coven

--Did you hear Easter is cancelled this year?
Yeah, they found the body.

--How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on what you want it changed into.

--What do you call a singles club for Wiccans?
Craft singles.
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"My friends, we live in the greatest nation in the history of the world. I hope you join me as we try and change it." (B. Obama)

If this doesn't worry you, forget I mentioned it.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fi... read more

A man has 50-yard-line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, another
man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No", he said, "the seat is empty".
"This is incredible", said the man. "Who in his right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world, and not use it ?"
Somberly, the man says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. My wife
was supposed to come here with me, but she passed away. This ... read more