--What's the best thing about having Pagan friends?
They worship the ground you walk on.

--Did you hear the one about the dyslexic satan worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.

--What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub?
A self=cleaning coven

--Did you hear Easter is cancelled this year?
Yeah, they found the body.

--How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends on what you want it changed into.

--What do you call a singles club for Wiccans?
Craft singles.

--Did you hear the Kraft cheese company was so upset by the last joke
they moved their company to Jerusalum?
Now they are called Cheeses of Nazarreth.

--What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddist and a Druid?
A person who worships the tree that's not there.

--Why did the blonde witch bring a remote to circle?
She wanted to channel.

--What do you say to an angry witch?
Ribbit.