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What can I list, about this thing that is Me?
I seem rather nice, and I double as a tree.

I'm crazy, and fun, and sexy you see.
Some people get one, I got ALL THREE.

I'm total, and funny, and a good guy to be.
as tall as I am, there's sure lots to see.

I've interests, and goals, things I wanna be,
But nothing to list, in things "about me'