The most fun you can have with your clothes on-- especially if your clothes include a tutu or two. Even if not, I can guarantee you'll have a GREAT time. The Dance-Along Nutcracker is silly, goofy, anarchistic fun. Even if you don't dance, you'll be on the floor laughing at the rest of the audience's antics (which, truth be told, is usually 50-70% little kids during the day. On Saturday night, the adults rule.)

So do yourself a favor, put yourself in a GOOD holiday spirit and celebrate family the way it's meant to be celebrated-- in all its colors and permutations, and with a very broad sense of humor.