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Joe

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joined on 06/02/06
last updated 06/14/09

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Sausage Links

David Firth's stuff
twisted and pointless
Sadistic? Check it out!
this will tickle all the wrong parts of your brain...
tune in to some drum & bass
good grooves, always
find any music CDs on the net
Yeah, pretty much anything. I haven't been let down yet. Then again, I've never used them.

Don't watch this, it will offend you

Shaving Ronald's Car

''Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool'' (can't remember who said that)

Whilst gargling my own sperm in an attempt to sound like Jabba the Hutt, I noticed for the first time that my ceiling was missing. I then realized that God was certain to have caught me in my act of chromosomal misuse. Whatever was I to do? I pleaded:
''Oh wise, Oh loving Lord! Have mercy on a poor sinner such as I! 'Twas only for the sake of impersonation!''

Upon my cry, a large, blubbery figure descended upon my house. It thundered perilously at me: ''So you would mock my Holy Form?'' I knew then that I was screwed.

Oib ym

Gender

Male

Age

Location

Norway

about me

I eat, sleep, make gruesome noises, and (eventually) die. Everything in between is music, relaxation, and building people's backyards (mostly brick work). It might not sound that great, but it's fun, and I have a designer's eye. I aspire to be a working musician/producer, or an interior designer, or maybe a chicken sexer. That's not where you have sex with chickens, it's actually a rather demanding job; you have to stand by a conveyor belt and listen to the eggs to see if they are male or female. Actually, no, I don't really want to do that.

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