1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they
want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling
diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical soundsall day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name: Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won, I Won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yellineg "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

I feel I need to make a statement regarding the pictures in my profile, since I have been accused of being a supporter of terrorism in a personal message.
These pictures do not necessarily represent my point of veiw. They represent my interests only. I do not support terrorism in any way shape or form. And I do love my country just not it's current administration.
I hope this clears up any and all misunderstandings.

Iv'e learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tommarow.

Iv'e learned that you can tell alot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things:
a rainy day
lost luggage
tangled Christmas tree lights
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Iv'e learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents; you'll miss them when they are gone from your life.

I've learned that :making a living" is not the same as "making a llife"

I've learned that sometimes life gives you a second chance.

I've learned that you should'nt go through life with catchers mitts on both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back.

I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

I've learned that everyday you should reach out and touch someone.

I've learned that I still have alot to learn.

I've learned that people will forget what you say,
forget what you did,
but people will never forget how you made them feel.