1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they
want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling
diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical soundsall day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name: Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won, I Won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yellineg "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

"I want to tell the world a story


About a home with a broken lantern
And a burnt doll
About a picnic that wasn't enjoyed
About an axe that killed a tulip
A story about a fire that consumed a plait
A story about a tear that couldn't run down
I want to tell a story about a goat that wasn't milked
About a mother's dough that wasn't baked
About a wedding that wasn't celebrated
And a baby girl that didn't grow up
About a football that wasn't kicked
About a dove that didn't fly
I want to tell a story about a key That wasn't used
About a classroom that wasn't attended
About a playground that was silenced
About a book That wasn't read
About a besieged lonely farm
And about its fruits that weren't picked
About a lie that wasn't discovered
A story about a church that's no longer prayed in
And a mosque that no longer stands
And a culture no longer rejoiced
I want to tell a story about a muddy grassy roof
About a stone That faced a tank
And about a stubborn flag That refuses to lie down
About a spirit that cannot be defeated
I want to tell the world A story
Now light a little candle for Palestine
You can do it
Light a candle One little candle
Watch the darkness fade away
Just try it out
One ray of light
Wipes away the gloomiest
Jet-black nights
As the dawn breaks
Just observe
Can you see that
All the might of darkness
In the world
Cannot extinguish
The faintest flicker
Of a beam of light
Light a candle
One little candle
Watch the darkness fade away
You can do it
Hey.. WORLD
Did you hear me?"



www.youtube.com/watch

انشالله بيس كمس أبن مي سسترس اند برذرس إن غزة اند أل أف بالستين ذيس يير.

As Israeli IDF move into Gaza with all there arsonal it's apparent the number of dead now around some 500 in just 7 days will triple if not more in near future maybe a few short weeks.

But they will never crush the strong proud people of Gaza!

Some people dead, some people live, but most of them not born yet.

Gaza will NEVER die! LONG LIVE THE RESISTANCE!!!!!!!!!!! INSHALLA!

سأصبر حتى يعجز الصبر عن صب



"even patience is incapable of pouring"

I feel I need to make a statement regarding the pictures in my profile, since I have been accused of being a supporter of terrorism in a personal message.
These pictures do not necessarily represent my point of veiw. They represent my interests only. I do not support terrorism in any way shape or form. And I do love my country just not it's current administration.
I hope this clears up any and all misunderstandings.