This one here is my favorite monkey. I have never met a bigger and better combination of heart and smile.
There is no other man i would invite to be the spiritual leader of my right ass cheek.

" I'm just a love machine, and I won't work for nobody but you!"

What was I doing? Oh yeah, Dan....Um....there isn't a set of words made beautiful enough to describe this man.

Spiritual leader, YOU BET.

It doesn't get any better, don't kid yourself.

I've known Hot D since I was a wee lass in junior high. I'd tell you how many years that is, but I'd have to take off my shoes to count that high, and I just can't be bothered. I watched him go from mulletted teenager to hot young man who leaves every red-blooded woman in visual contact drooling. And now he's a spiritual leader, to boot. It's no surprise, as this guy has a smart brain in his noggin, and a heart of platinum. Yes, I'm one of Hot D's disciples, but I was his friend first, so you know I'm not just saying this because I'm a starry-eyed convert.