Carla is one of those amazing girls who both enthralls and terrifies me.

She claims she had a crush on me once, too, which I take as one of the Hugest Compliments evah, because she is 100% Pure Sex. Plus she's smart like you wish you were - she's cool, chic and poised like some kind of weird glamorous cartoon cat - and her gaze smoulders and makes weak-willed boys and girls go in to coniptions. Give it up for Carla!

ok...ok...here is a testie for a girl who really loves testies. this is one testie of a pair, but i mis-spelled some words on the other testie.

i like giving my testies away like halloween candy. that's good cuz carla is a testie recepticle. so, give plenty of testies to her, she'd really appreciate it.

carla is spooky. she was hiding around the corner. she jump out. she made a gutteral noise. i peed my pants. thanks carla.

Carla is nifty. And she puts out.