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I'd have to say that I am passionate and very affectionate with a contagious personality...I like to cheer people up. When a friend who is just about to leap from the 5th floor balcony at work because their boss is acting like an ass, they call me to cheer them up and sweet talk them out of something crazy. Never have I said: JUMP!

I have been told that I am seductive, quick-witted, sarcastic, charming, gentle, playful (hehehe) and very young-spirited. Think of my personality as a combination of Richard Gere in Pretty Woman, Jim Carrey and Brian Phelps (from Mark and Brian KLOS) Can you picture that?

My friends would describe me as intense, hyperactive, very funny, direct (that is why I love New Yorkers), disciplined, down to earth and simple. (Simple as in: "Best Western is ok for me, dear" and not: "hey woman, can you pass the grits". ) Got it?

They would also say that I like the stage and like to make people laugh and smile. I tell great jokes and I am a great story teller. The key here is that you cannot be easily offended. If you are, then you and I have nothing really to talk about. Ahem.

I am open to practically anything new - I have visited 15 countries, skydived, raced a Formula One car, flown in a glider plane, played in a rock band, recorded an album, waterskiied, snorkeled in Hawaii, hot air ballooned and white-water rafted 3 different CA rivers. My Monday morning conversations at the office are FAR more impressive than the majority - NO, I didn't mow the lawn this past weekend nor did I wash the dog or watch the game. Are you kidding me? I downloaded porn, of course!!

What else? I like all foods and I am a little goofy. There, I said it. I prefer the terms: peculiar and interesting - in a cuddly kinda way mind you - not in a "psycho stalker wearing a helmut " kind of way.

I am competitive and love to play games like Pictionary, Pool, go kart racing or Charades. Not a card player, but will always play a chinese checkers game with mom- even though she always wins. You won't believe this, but I was really, really pumped about beating everybody in a push up contest - I mean, this was like an olympic event for me. Total focus yielded me 51 in a row. I kicked all those 7 and 11 year old competitors to the curb! Damn right I did! LOL