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I'm coming home!
So my eighteen year old best friend, my cat, is very ill and dying. My boyfriend broke up with me, via text message, only making it worse. I've been living in Phoenix, Az with him. So to make a long story short, I'm moving back to Sonoma County for a bit and starting over. I can't wait to go out dancing at BAGG again. I hope to see you all.
XXX Confessions
Sooo I'm having some problems with my myspace, so my blog is here at my other profile instead: blog.myspace.com/slutilicious Read it and send me some confessions, teehee
Um love, yes love....
If you've never seen my blog on myspace, it's here:blog.myspace.com/mmmerryanne. This edition is particularly humorous!
Cum check this out...
Drunk with fluff, from the eat me beat me lady,blog.myspace.com/mmmerryanne. There are pictures!
Sitting on Santa's face, I mean lap....
I've got a fun little holiday series of blogs and pics going on myspace if your interested:blog.myspace.com/mmmerryanne. It's quite a boobylicious set!Mr. Rocket
Hi...HI...Hi so glad you have come to my blog( wags tail, jumps up and down rolls over like a little dog hoping you will rub my belly...oops I got a little too excited my trial size lipstick is out)...Oh wait this wasn't the nasty dog blog..that's right this my friends is the adventure of the pocket rocket. I'm gonna start with a little background info... Recently my sexual peak has become a reality of some sort, I'm like a bitch in heat, even my so unhot 50 year old mailman gets me a little wet when I see him in his cute little mailman shorts. I'm not in a relationship right now but, my being female pretty much means sex is readily available, especially at bars. I can't really seem to enjoy this kind of sex though, and believe me in my younger days I tried, growing up Catholic really sets you up to try all that is naughty in life and, casual sex with strangers is really really naughty. So anyways recently i had sex with a friend and it was awesome, only one problem my pussy seems to have some sort of issue with allowing me to orgasm with anyone I have had sex with less than mabye five times...Well actually its more like the brain won't let the pussy have her fun...I believe there is a little dialogue that goes on between them that goes a little like this:Pussy: Oh that feels good I wanna cum ohlala
Brain: Does this position make me look fat?
Pussy: Shut up
Brain: Does he like this, does it feel good to him?
Pussy: Shut up
Brain; This is good, do you think he will ever call me? Will he think I'm a slut
Pussy: Shut the fuck up...You're ruining my life..I look forward to this all day she doesn't even touch me..and now you just go and fuck everything up...asshole
So now that you have a little background, I'll tell you the rest of the story. I have been a chronic masturbater since I was 12, all I really need is my hand to get off but, latley something seems to be missing it just isn't as good as it should be especially with my new bitch in heat status. So the other night I went to the local adult bookstore and I bought a vibrator, that looks a bit like my fantasy cock..except it's blue and, a filthy magazine. Lets just say that about 45 minutes and three orgasms later I was wondering if I could propose marriage to my new love.I think Mr. Rocket is my temporary boyfriend. Yes I'm a sicko but, seriously I'm gonna list the reasons why mabye sex toys are sometimes better than the real thing:
1) You can hit it anytime you want Mr. Rocket never says no.
2) Mr Rocket is willing to make adjustments for you..not only is he flexible but he can adjust his speed (faster for a quickie slower for intensity)
3) Mr. Rocket can give you ten orgasms in a row but you still won't feel like you want to call him tomorrow.
4) Sometimes Mr. Rocket can satisfy the I just need a cock feeling that plain old masurbation just can't.
5) You can bring your new boyfriend home and he won't even care, in fact he might even join in if you invite him.
6) Mr. Rocket doesn't ever demand head but you can give him some if you like, or you can titty fuck him.
7) Mr. Rocket is jizz free..he won't jizz in you or on you ever.
8) Mr. Rocket will never try to get in your ass unless you make him.
9) You can take Mr. Rocket everywhere you might need his fucking help, hell he makes long car trips more interesting for you and any passing bigrigs...besides I have this thing about the Richmond bridge, lets just say it might be the ride of his life.
10) When you feel like Mr. Rocket no longer suits your needs you can just toss him and get a new synthetic or real boyfriend.
So there you have it folks..clearly I have some issues, but the world somehow seems a little less cruel with the knowledge that I'm in complete control of my new love, mabye for the first and only time ever. Just a thought. So now that I have given you all some really naughty details about my sex life, I think you owe me....I would like you to all offer me some sexual favors but, I'll settle for some comments. Be good little bitches and give me some.
How do you like your pussy?
So I really wanted to post this to the Bagg tribe, but my computer is being an asshole so I'll just blog away.... One of the many women's magazines I read had an article on, "My bikini line secret," that talked about how diffrent women groom their bikini area...Now my dirty little mind likes to work overtime thinking about these sorts of issues, and I began to wonder two things: How do pervy girls, like myself groom their pussies? and What about the pervy pussy consumer as opposed to the pervy pussy owner, how do they like their pussy? As someone who is a voyer and an exibitionist, sitting here writing this now is even a bit of a turn on. So if you want to let me in on how you like it?shaved, waxed, au natural, trimmed, or brazilian
and the style?
landing strip( small strip on the top but no where else), bare, neatly trimmed, or just plain hairy?
This enquirring pervert really wants to know...heck if you are so inclined share this post with others, I'm waiting, exitedly for some responses....meow