What can I say? Jay is a high powered mutant never meant for mass production. He uses swearwords the way an artist uses paint. Works like a maniac at times and then chills out like there's no tomorrow.

Even though we are thousands of miles away, he is one of my very closest friends. Fuck, he's my brother from another mother.

Jay, I don't know if you noticed it, but I've had your back since day one, let's blow this bitch.
Nowadays everyone want to talk like they got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish, an motherfuckers act like they forgot abou Jay.

let's just say that J is really not at all like the rest of the kids...

J is a very high powered mutant, who facilitates others towards finding themselves and losing themselves. This man needs more attention! J likes to lurk in the background and not be noticed, so bother him with a "Hello".
Also, he's a sports nut who curses like a sailor.