I hung out with Chris once, a long time ago and it took phone harassment and at least four 1AM prank calls to get her to hang out with me again! And now, much later, Chris is hooked like a junkie, desperately looking for that one last uncollapsed vein to shoot into. I like hanging out with Chris ‘cause she can out drink me, is down for whatever and can talk about anything from hair metal to world travel to the Bush Administration’s environmental policies. And her laugh is contagious. So if you’re not her friend, your life sucks.