I never sugar coat
Never smile at a crocodile
Fri, January 11, 2008 - 11:40 AM
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
You may very well be well bred
Lots ot etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette
For instance:
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
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Wed, January 16, 2008 - 10:47 AM
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
true that.... I've had my share of crocodiles over the years.and I have the bite marks to prove it! |
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Wed, January 16, 2008 - 11:21 AM
No euphamisam intended...it's my kid and those damned disney-sing-a-long tapes! I can't get this freaking song out of my head! (come along, sing a long, follow the bouncing ball)
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Wed, January 16, 2008 - 12:07 PM
just wait. i have a singalong tape that features very happy southern christian children singing songs that will stick in your head like nobody's business. i'm going to pass it along to you cus i'm a good friend like that.
"the gospel trains a-comin, i hear it close at hand! get on board little children, get on board little children, there's room for many a more!" |
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Wed, January 16, 2008 - 12:38 PM
Don't you DARE!!!! That creeps me out more than your "now I lay me down to sleep" teddy bear!
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Wed, January 16, 2008 - 2:03 PM
well, you'll be happy to know that cooper ate the prayer bear.
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Wed, April 30, 2008 - 12:09 PM
the one that always sticks in my head is that muppets one with those cows and animal singing...
Ma Na Mah NAH! (doo doo doo doo doooo) |