I never sugar coat

don't you?

Imbi — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:07:32 GMT

You walked into the party Like you were walking onto a yacht Your hat strategically dipped below one eye Your scarf it was apricot You had one eye in the mirror As you watched yourself gavotte And all the girls dreamed That they'd be your partner They'd be your partner, and.... You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? You had me several years ago When I was still quite naive Well you said that we made such a pretty pair And that you would never leave But you gave away the things you loved And one of them was me I had some dreams They were clouds in my coffee Clouds in my coffee and.... You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you? Well I hear you went up to Saratoga And your horse naturally won Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia To see the total eclipse of the sun Well, you're where you should be all of the time And when you're not you're with Some underworld spy Or the wife of a close friend Wife of a close friend, and.... You're so vain You probably think this song is about you You're so vain I'll bet you think this song is about you Don't you? Don't you?

cat pee

Imbi — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:22:07 GMT

I think a cat peed in my garage!! GROSS

Never smile at a crocodile

Imbi — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 19:40:30 GMT

Never smile at a crocodile No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile Don't be taken in by his welcome grin He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin Never smile at a crocodile Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile You may very well be well bred Lots ot etiquette in your head But there's always some special case, time or place To forget etiquette For instance: Never smile at a crocodile No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile Don't be taken in by his welcome grin He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin Never smile at a crocodile Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile

junk food nirvana

Imbi — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:44:05 GMT

So, I've mentioned Kettle Chips Salt and Pepper before, just had Kettle chips Buffalo Bleu. OMG!!!!! To add indulgence to excess, I dipped them in sour cream....SO GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Questionnaire stolen from all my tribe mates

Imbi — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:35:47 GMT

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. Italian Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. Fuddruckers Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A. Kostas Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A. around 17% ('cuz I double the tax) unless I get somebody really good, which is so rare, then I leave 25% Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? A. ice cream Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? A. chees and pepperoni Q. What do you like to put on your toast? A. butter TECHNOLOGY Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A. my favorite pic of the moment, right now, the corn spider from my Folly Beach vacation Q. How many televisions are in your house? A. 3 Q. What color is your iPod? A. my, what now? BIOLOGY Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? A. Right Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A. 8 teeth, one mole and some extra snore inducing cartilage Q. When was the last time you had a cavity? A. I usually get one every other day Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? A. my ginormous baby Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? A. no RANDOMOLOGY, pt 1 Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? A. Yes Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? A. tough one...when I was a kid, I wanted my name to be Lisa, as a teen, I convinced my parents to let me change it to Alexis, but I didn't. My alter ego's name is Cindy Anson. I don't think I'd change it now, I am Imbi Oja, I don't know how to be anyone else. Q. What color do you think looks best on you? A. Ivory Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? A. I don't think so Q. Have you ever saved someone's life? A. no Q. Has someone ever saved yours? A. Without a doubt DAREOLOGY Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? A. yes Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? A. yes Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? A. yes Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? A. no chance in hell Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? A. No Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? A. no DUMBOLOGY Q: What is in your left pocket? A: a Target receipt Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? A. yes, it actually is.."Tina, come eat your casserole" Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? A: both, but I'd like to rip up all the carpets and ge tall the wood refinished. Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? A: Stand Q: Could you live with roommates? A: I think it would be a riot, but I never have. I'd love to be able to spend a lot more time with my girlfriends Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? A: one, I bought a pair for $3.99 to wear in the maternity ward and I wore them in the showers at Pennsic Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops? A: When Kim almost got a speeding ticket on our way to Webster, but her husband's "special sticker" got us off Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A: wealthy Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8? A: I don't know what this means....but my favorite person is Eric Anson LASTOLOGY Q: Friend you talked to? A: My friend Kristine who just had a much awaited baby! I knew she could do it! Q: Last person to call you? A: My mother Q: Person you hugged? A: Baby Kat FAVORITOLOGY Q: Number? A: 7 Q: Season? A: Summer Q: Book? A: Anne of Green Gables Q. Website? A. Tribe Q. Month? A. September Q. Alcohol? A.Vodka, tons... CURRENTOLOGY Q: Missing someone? A: My friend Kristine Q: Mood? A: Anxious Q: Listening to? A: a lawn mower. I fucking hate lawn bowers. That's why I have a manual push blade mower Q: Watching? A. a cloudless blue sky Q: Worrying about? A: money RANDOMOLOGY, pt 2 Q: First place you went this morning? A: potty Q: What can you not wait to do? A. contribute to the gross national product Q: What's the last movie you saw? A: Blades of Glory...got through 15 minutes of it and gave up Q: Do you smile often? A: Yes Q: Are you a friendly person? A: Yes Q: Someone you wish you never met? A: no, everyone I've met has brought me to be who I am today... Thu, October 4, 2007 - 2:46 AM - permalink - 2 Comments

Low country high....

Imbi — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 01:46:23 GMT

A perfect day in the low country....spent the early afternoon shopping at the Slaves Market and on King St. in Charleston then went to the beach on Folly with Eric and the baby. The surf was calm, the breeze was soft and the ocean temperature was like bath water! Dolphins were breaching only yards away...I've got a low country high....

tiny dress

Imbi — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 19:43:42 GMT

If I pull off wearing this tiny dress to the wedding tomorrow it will be a fucking miracle. I've cut my usual midnight calorie gorging for the last week in preparation. Maybe if I exfoliate like crazy, the lessened layers of skin will aid in zipping the damn thing up! Keep your fingers crossed! Will post pics if I pull this off!! If only I had a white corset....damn my obsession for black!!

Di's inspiration

Imbi — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 20:25:10 GMT

Going off of Diana's tattoo blog....I want to get by naval pierced. What are everyone's thoughts and expieriences in this field?

Better off Alone

Imbi — Thu, 30 Aug 2007 18:25:11 GMT

You've heard about it, now I'm finally doing it! Better off Alone, a CD compilation of break up songs. You know you want it! Sign up now, quantities limited.

I'm go'in back to Pennsic, Pennsic, Pennsic

Imbi — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 03:04:54 GMT

Going back to Pennsic for one more night for the famed "Ladies' Night" party at the Silver Horde Camp. This is going to be FUN!! I can't decide what to wear...so I might wear 2 outfits.

I'm going to Pennsic!

Imbi — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 18:16:25 GMT

I just registered, so it's official! Finally, an excuse to wear my wedding dress again! Well, that's one outfit down...what I'll wear the rest of the time, I have NO idea. Do people just walk around in ordinary street clothes? Do I HAVE to go shopping? Advise greatly appreciated!!!!

Got Pride?

Imbi — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:43:40 GMT

To all of you that missed Una Hajra at Pride Saturday night...you missed a crazy assed performance! I didn't think ANYTHING could top my performance experience at NoMi 2006, but the Pride gig did! The crowd was CRAZY (and I mean crazy) for us! I felt like a freaking rock star! I had SUCH a good time dancing with my UH GIRLZ (except Lori...you would have LOVED it!) and I will never, ever forget it!!!!

cookie dough

Imbi — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:23:07 GMT

So, the scale told me good news this morning. And what did I do? Ate copious amounts of cookie dough. Now I think I'm going to be sick! I have a tiny dress I want to fit into by May 5th. Must...show...control!!!!!

Carrie

Imbi — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 04:33:40 GMT

So I'm watching Carrie and I'm looking at the Helen character, thinking, there's no way she would be considered one of the cool girls...when it dawns on me that this is the same actress that plays Grace in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

I love sword class!!

Imbi — Fri, 16 Feb 2007 20:08:53 GMT

I am learning so much and gaining so much confidence! Good one KK!!!

KFC

Imbi — Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:19:04 GMT

Eric brought home potato chips that taste JUST like KFC! Kettle brand (in your organic section) salt and pepper flavored. They are at the same time delicious and disgusting, just like KFC.

Charlie Brown Christmas Tree

Imbi — Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:45:32 GMT

OK, so over the last few years, I have been getting smaller and smaller Christmas trees. This year, I may have gone too far. The tree is so small that our tree stand wouldn't hold it. So...it's in a vase.

Little Miss Sunshine

Imbi — Tue, 05 Sep 2006 20:52:30 GMT

I saw this movie on my birthday. I LOVED it. I encourage all to go see it!