This guy can mix drinks at a rate that can accomodate any party. Too bad he was too good and nobody was drinking the keg beer. Thanks to your ass we had to take back a keg that was at least half full. I know I know, we should have poured the beer into gallon jugs or something, but I was at work. It sucked. Digdug rocks!

A rare breed. Shares the same fondness for Burt I. Gordon films as I do, as well as many other of the not so finer things in life.