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Al

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joined on 10/23/03
last updated 12/19/05
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November 18, 2004
He sure looks great in a towel....
September 5, 2004
Reverend Al truly knows his scripture. His interpretations of the bible and the teachings of our lord Jesus are legendary. I highly recommend him as a spiritual advisor.
August 19, 2004
Do not ever go into Chuck-E-Ceezes with this man.

Unless you want to have the time of your life, in which case it's OK.

P.S. I'm out of BBQ meal-worms. Please send more.
June 17, 2004
I am not now nor have I ever been a card-carrying wife of the ReverendDoctor Al.
May 8, 2004
I believe! I believe! I don't know WHAT I believe, but I BELIEVE!!!

Hallelujah! The Righteous Reverend has performed miracles, right in my own home. Praise be. I saw the multiplying of the loaves! I saw the blooming of the bruises! I saw men machines ride on waves of sound! Glory be, I am a witness! And most astonishing — my housemate has been tamed! Amen!!
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A R T O F B L E E D I N G ' S " P O I S O N S H O W "
with ABRAM THE SAFETY APE, MARGARET CHO, JEWEL OF DENIAL, PENNY STAR, JR., DR. CROSSCUT & P.A.M." and THE MAGIC AMBULANCE CREW
Wednesday, March 29
@ Club Screwball (El Cid) 4212 W Sunset Blvd., Silver Lake.
Doors 10:15, $7 ($5 with EMERGENCY ROOM DRESS!)
More info & pretty pictures: artofbleeding.com/poison-march29.html

From the lethal sting of exotic insects to the humble asphyxia produced by household cleaners, the topic of ... read more
Tue, March 28, 2006 - 1:54 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
Just launched this week, Art of Bleeding's (artofbleeding.com) THE GORY DETAILS PROJECT is a scandalously unscientific survey of first-person medical emergency narratives -- broken bones, burns, cuts, poisonings, or that time you dropped the shot glass down the garbage disposal. In order to seed the clouds, we've begun collecting stories in advance via a dedicated 24-hr toll-free number: THE GORY DETAILS HOTLINE 1-888-467-8535. If you have a grisly story of a personal misfortune, pleas... read more
Fri, March 10, 2006 - 6:06 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
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