So there I was, peacefully slumbering and enjoying the super weird, vibrant dreams that I usually have when my alarm went off. No biggie, I get up, hit the snooze and go back to sleep for a few more minutes. My alarm goes off again, I get up to turn it off this time. Somehow when I hit the button to turn it off, I also hit the button to turn the radio alarm ON. Out of nowhere, blasting to my semi-conscious and not happy to be awake brain, is EXTREMELY loud AM radio blaring part talk/part mu... read more

hey hey hey brains for dinner brains for lunch brains for breakfast brains for brunch brains at every single meal why can't we have some guts hey hey hey brains are all we ever get in this rotten fuckin' place, hey hey brains are all we ever get why can't we have a change of pace brains for dinner brains for lunch brains for breakfast brains for brunch brains at every single meal why can't we have some guts, hey hey why can't we have some guts, hey hey why can't we have some fuckin' rotten gu... read more