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David Calkins

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joined on 10/06/03
last updated 01/12/06
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If only we hadn't run out of fuel

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The only things the FBI knows about me.

Gender
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Age
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Location
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My Minions say:

May 12, 2004
He's a secret agent sent to infiltrate the underground art scene and report back to the Illuminati top brass. Don't let his boyish good looks fool you - he's a SUPER VILLAN.
February 25, 2004
Master Calkins is a fucker of great renowned. His influences stretch farther then you realize. No machine or robot is immune. No person untouchable. No societal structure too sacred. Just when you've convinced yourself that you know what to expect from life, there he'll be. Pay tribute if you get the chance. You have my honor and respect Sir Calkins.
December 16, 2003
David is the best dressed geek you could ever meet. And he could kick your ass.
December 10, 2003
David is a truly special & enigmatic character that would have been burned at the stake just a few short hundred years ago. Her has a way of getting what he wants, and is not afraid to flaunt it. Even if he were a crippled homeless pedophile, he'd still host more kinky sleepovers than Michael Jackson, and the charges would never stick & he'd remain a media darling...forever!
November 17, 2003
A fearless robot master and a gentleman. What more could a girl want?
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October 25, 2003
David has the best toys.
October 17, 2003
David staggers across the stage of life like a drunken kung-fu master! His seeming incoherence belies a truly calcuating mind cloaked in the face of one trashed individual...
October 14, 2003
David likes meat. What's better is that meat likes David. I've never seen anyone boil a car like he can.
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