Kellie calls me a tease but that's just to deflect attention from the fact that she shows up on Saturday nights dressed to kill, shaking that bootylicious ass all over the linoleum stage (or the bingo hall, depending on the season). A mind like this should never be exposed to children, but it is, day after day. Yet one can sense her devotion to her young charges, who will never hear the kind of language out of her that I have grown so fond of - the woman has a mouth like a pirate when she wants to and the attitude to match. Don't give her any shit that you're not ready to have rammed back up from whence it came, because when Kellie is ready to kick ass, she can kick it from here to Vergennes, VT. But deep down, she's got a heart of solid gold to go with her bling-bling and her pimpin' broom. Ya got any Irish in ya? Ya want some??