I love lawn gnome I want him for my own.

Following is an excerpt from a previous episode of "The High-Performance LawnGnome trilogies!" written by Sum Bloke

"As I was trimming the lawn on my north american fortress (set up to analyze the habits of homebound pets), I noticed a blur crossing zone 3 of my security network. After it got zapped by the anti-go-fast landmines I was able to observe what seemed to be a construct resembling a garden gnome with a jet engine attached. Suddenly someone climbed out of the vehicle (as I learned it was one) and greeted me in my own language. I was quite pleased to be receiving a visit from a relative I didn't know had crossed the telamexian wormhole! As one of my own I of course set him up with his very own slave camp and private musicians, as well as a direct link to the humans friendster network. This brilliantly evolved entity deserves the submission of weak-minded humans, and gifts from primitive tribes. "

sorry buddy. you might have to move on. but i'm sure you're worth it. $750? sure.

This just in...garden gnomes reduce property values: money.msn.co.uk/life_event...default.asp

Did you realise that your gnome collection could knock £500 off the value of your home?
Garden gnomes – yes, they may be cute, sat out along the drive complete with fishing rod, but seeing more than one of the little fellas on the way in might not make the desired first impression. Again, a question of taste. Potential cost: £500

Behind this cute exterior is a subtley malign force of 'yard' long power. And the laser eyes are a devious defense against those walking on the freaking grass!