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Vincent the Zombie Kang

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joined on 09/09/03
last updated 10/16/05
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My Testimonials

Unsu...
 
February 20, 2004
Da kangity-kang acts all tough and gangsta and shit, but let me tell you, if I ever get my hands on him, he has no chance--NONE--against all the relentless cuddling and pets and smooches I will subject him to. That's he gets for being such a fine-lookin' booty-ass punk.
February 16, 2004
Much love goes out to my boy Vinny. And for all dem hos out there...I was the one that gave him the name His Royal Hotness. So best respect because this is one fffiiinnneee lookin' thug. He's got da bling so he must be da Kang!
December 13, 2003
I am but a humble Prince, but someday I will rule by your side ... Oh yes I will!
December 12, 2003
I'm in that, seventy-four, Coupe DeVille
With the, power seats, leather, wood on my wheel
One-touch sunroof BUT leave it alone
Hoes see it can't believe it - "It's goin back on it's own"
Oooooooooooooooh, shit, that's how we do it baby
"Every day like this?" Seven dayy-ayyys
.. I tell you three-sixty-five
Winter spring and fall, in the summer we ride
You actin like you never seen it befo'
Like them country boys ain't got no dough
Bitch please - GET OUT - but don't you slam that do'
DUST YOUR SHOES OFF - befo' you touch that flo'
Cause you wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You really wanna put your feet on my rug, don'tcha?
You're in a hurry - SLOW DOWN - and I might letcha touch it
You ain't from Russia, so bitch why you Russian?
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Age
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I am the most beautiful and generous king in all the land. So come to my castle immediately, show some respect and scratch my damn head!
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I got fuckin' jumped by a gang a young thugz tryin' to knock da Kang off his throne. Check out the photos in my profile to see da damage! Mother Fuckers!! I am gonna kick they punk asses as soon as my servant let my ass outside. She say that ain't happen' again. I say fuck that shit an open da damn door! I am still da KANG!

72 stitches bitches!
Kang Vinny
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 10:27 AM permalink - 7 comments
 
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