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Joreth

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joined on 07/23/06
last updated 05/20/08
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Proof of my Poor Spelling

Have you ever named or befriended an inanimate object? What did you call it?



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I tend to name my car's...does that count??? the curent one is trixie...; )
Sun, May 18, 2008 - 3:28 PM permalink
the name of this french toast should be "I should have warn panties" french toast.
Sun, May 18, 2008 - 2:02 PM permalink
Once upon a time I was a very silly boi and I left my laptop unlocked in front of the clientele at my restaraunt. I will learn from this. My crazy friends decided that they would help me ... oh uh busted. But he is so cute.



-Miss Morte, Ophymirage, spurious_logic, and De_cat_bastet



now on to porn surfing over breakfast



p.s. Hey this thing has a spell checker
Sun, May 18, 2008 - 1:19 PM permalink
Today is one of my best friend's birthday..he is a chef and a gamer, aswell as long time confidon,he has saved my ass more time's than I can count and is generious to a falt.

I am also SOOOOOO pissed off at him right now I can barley type(can barley type anyway if your reading this you know that)he is taking 6 of my best friend's and my wife out to dinner to what many consider my only competition on the coast... I only found this out by chance...and it should be fine for them to go out where ever they might like...but.. dead honest I am one vain S.O.B. and I should be sooo good they would never DREAM of eating anyplace eles.... I know ...yes I am THAT VAIN.. hee he ehe oooh my but that hurts though.

If it were someplace highend in the city or out of town I would have no prob's... no REALLY.. but 2 mile's away and is a diner kinda place.. with alot of my friend's on your birthday... ooowwch that smart's... now they have cocktail's and they do more seafood than I... but to be honest ... at this moment...I SO DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!...even smiling make's my face ache...the place is packed and I have to be a good host..not feeling it
Sat, May 17, 2008 - 6:20 PM permalink

What type of music inspires you?



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The Music that inspire's me Very's wildy as I have a wide musical taste's, from punk to classical, swing blues and jazz toward's the top I am a sucker for a tear jerker bald.... soo ya country(hi rene)..but not the twangy kind... I good waltz can leave me teary...(ya so I am a marshmello..sooo what's your point?)old school rock take's me back to my youth...love that bit... but of it all ...when I really got to rock it out on the line and cook like the hound's of hell are at your heal's ... baby put on RAMONE'S..turn it up a bit loud plz..; )
Fri, May 16, 2008 - 6:54 PM permalink
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I'm running around with bananas in my ear and making sounds like a monkey. Next on my list... hump the legs of all the women sitting at the counter having breakfast.

Life is good because I'm Stasha approved.
Sun, May 18, 2008 - 1:23 PM permalink - 6 comments
 
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My Testimonials

Unsu...
 
May 22, 2008
Joreth is amazingly friendly, kind hearted, intriguing, intelligent, and well the man can cook. As in really cook. I've had several foodgasms this week and they have all been his fault. I'm not sure which is better the food or the conversation... put the two together and it's pure heaven.

xoxo
May 22, 2008
This is overdue. How can I have been remiss by not writing of a man I've been friends with for 28 years? And how do I encapsulate that time span in a few short paragraphs? It's impossible. Instead, I give a snippet of memories that always come into my head when I think of him.

I want to write his teenaged nickname, because it comes so naturally to me, but I refrain because he doesn't want to be called that anymore.

We went to different high schools together. I'd leave the building at noon and find him in the parking lot, sitting on the hood of my Dodge Dart Swinger, his skateboard beside him, smoking a cigarette with a beret perched askew on his head. We'd travel to San Rafael to invade the private school where Gwen and Shannan were and wait for them to finish class, pretending to be Russian or English exchange students.

Trixie: both of them, one without legs and one with tires.

Endless games of dice and cloves at the Nuvo.

Climbing in the window of Taylor Street.

Trying to skateboard double in the parking lot in San Anselmo.

Skaters in Bad Condition.

Broken arms, flattened tires and asshole (step)father(s).

Our "wedding" at Blackpoint when we red zoned the Well.

The Five O'Clock Champagne Soirees.

Commedia Sgarbata.

"Men are pond scum."

Your beautiful wedding.

You teaching me how to make a roux.

Sitting at the counter in Nona's with G & S while your sous chef tried to pump us for information on your past. "You can tell him anything. I have no secrets," you boasted. I leaned over the counter and whispered something in your ear and saw you blush for the first time. "Except that. You can't tell him that." I never would.

Chicken barley soup, a taste of the past in a new and better present. A gift of love and friendship.

See the truth is, we know where the bodies are buried. Joreth's more than a friend, he's family. I'd drop everything and come if he needed me.

And I can't wait to see what the next 28 years will hold. I love you now as always, Joe.
April 11, 2008
From late, late nights kicking his ass in poker and gin and dice ... not beginners luck, I was just sober, relatively speaking ...

From skateboards and broken elbows ...

Tiny mustaches and clove cigarettes and high tops ...

shredding words and cementing actions ... a brutal way to learn the difference between the two ...

To this ...

Beautiful

Man.

Couldn't wish for a better friend.
April 7, 2008
Wow - heh. I actually haven't written Joreth a testimonial yet, have I? Oh, what to say that hasn't already been said, played back and used as evidence against me? How about this:

I've known Joreth since I was 15.
I stopped by for dessert at Nona's yesterday.
His cooking has quite improved.

Good friends, trite as it may sound, stand the test of Time.

Love to you...
March 5, 2008
For the years I've known Joreth, I've always known that there was something wrong with him, and that it was no small thing. I could never quite put my finger on it. Tonight, watching the Food Network, the name for his malady struck me. Joreth suffers from:

"Compulsive Feeding Disorder"
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