So... I'm browsing the G-ternet (Google Internet - witty, eh? Okay okay, stop rolling your eyes now..) for a picture of two black cows to help describe my account of how I may have helped my father feel better from being sick through meditation and etheric projection...

But instead I come across this - I just think it's a cool picture.

Don't you?

Wow... I'm not that hungover!

I went to Deathguild SF last night in you guessed it... San Francisco. It was awesome. I used to hit up that goth club every monday night - making the hour and a heif (wink) drive to San Francisco from Santa Cruz up the windy Highway 17 - one of the most treacherous highways I've ever driven on. Ho, Mang - that Highway is famous for 16-car pileups in the rain. It's all twisty turny mountain roads at 50mph... ACK!

Well... I only had 3 drinks... two mart... read more

Ok... so, I really think that the *cosmos* doesn't want me to leave Columbia... or Missouri... or Andy.... or ANYTHING!

I was leaving the STL airport and I got stopped at the x-ray portion of my departure... I was running late... Andy and I had been taking our time futzing around the Airport speaking in mock bad Russian accents while I tried really hard not to pee myself or fall over from laughter. Good times. So, with a soppy yet sweet kiss goodbye, I bid adieu and walked down the X-... read more