Scandels from Texas

I secured a J O B!!!

   Fri, December 30, 2005 - 1:36 PM
woah, I am moving on up, again!

Well I still plan on being an entertainer and host and trillionaire and all that good stuff, but first, I must get a car!!! I started my new job, at waffle house, yesterday. Its interesting and I get to start at the bottem again.

Well not really, I am still writing my book and figuring out what voice I need to be singing in, aswell as brainstorming for some films, but I have no agent aka a hot sexy female I am banging so I am just staying at 4% inspiration on whatever I am doing, so I guess its not the dank of the dank I should be doing, but its good practise.

So I get to be the doorman basicly, for 2 days, then I go through 3 days of training. W00t, i am a cooooool guy, aren't I? Well for those two days, I will be working from 9pm to like 6 or 7am, involving awesome stuff such as wiping windows, cleaning the restrooms, wiping customer chairs, picking up the trash in the parking lot, sweeping floors, making sure the jukebox is clean, directing people to chairs(hooking my nigga's up whom are gravy) aswell as ordering lazy people to bus and prebus some tables. They say I am allowed to lock the door, to keep the drunks out on new years..... I think the more the merrier, since they tip well.

Well I must go do some push ups and then smoke a cigerette. I still have no love interest, day 130 in a row, ARG!!!! So I am allowed a few more smokes I guess. I scrub my teeth for a while, a few times a day.

So I secured a job, thats all folks.



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