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We Must Save Hitler's Brain!

   Tue, August 25, 2009 - 4:55 AM
I have been watching ths whole healthcare reform debacle on my mainstream media box, and I think that I am finally begining to understand this whole "teabagger" debate. You see, back in 1945 the Nazis realized that they were losing the war and decided that they must save Hitler's brain.

So the Nazis carefully cryogenically preserved the Führer's brain to carry out their nefarious deeds in the future.

And then during the 2008 Presidential Election the Nazi-Socialist Democrats resurrected Hitler's brain, and reanimated their army of Nazi-Socialist robots that had been hidden since World War II inside of an acorn.

Hitler (Now called Obama) and his army of Nazi-Socialist robots stole the presidential election... and proceeded to destroy American Healthcare insurance companies.

Hitler-Obama's evil plan is to use his control over the American government to take control the American government!

The American people are shocked to learn that Hitler-Obama plans to kill all of the old people as well as Former Governor Palin's baby. ...And sell their organs on the open market.

And the only person that can save the country is Dick Armey and his totally and completely grassroots organization of brave insurance lobbyists and their scrappy, rag-tag band of town hall enthusiasts.

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Tue, August 25, 2009 - 3:30 PM
I knew it!!!
Wed, August 26, 2009 - 11:43 AM
Coming Soon to a Drive-In Theater Near You!
Sat, August 29, 2009 - 12:20 PM
Omitted from above was the fact that this takeover was planned and orchestrated from the foreign soil of Hawaii, known to insiders as "der kleiner Deutschland."
Sat, January 2, 2010 - 6:06 PM
Finally, a real conspiracy.
Fri, May 7, 2010 - 2:33 PM
my hair stands with the callous vicousness of it all